BLACK HOLE FIASCO

First Real Image Of A Black Hole!

Another time I'm asking you to play a song, whilst reading me blog.

You probably think I'm a control freak, but when I ask you to read my blog whilst listening to "Black Hole Sun," I'm only attempting to enhance your bloggee experience! You see, I'm the blogGER, and you're the blogGEE, and Danny knows best.

With millions of folks going hungry, going homeless, going broke, going insane, going on drugs, dying from curable diseases, because they can't afford medicine or treatment , suffering from child trafficking..."THEY" spend tens of millions of dollars to photograph a "BLACK HOLE? REALLY?

Money that could have been spent on stopping all of the horrendous atrocities mentioned above, on finding cures, or at least bringing medical aid to the sick innocents around the world, or to feed starving people everywhere, is spent on taking a picture of a dying sun? REALLY?

You want black holes? I'll show you black holes... in my garage roof! Why couldn't they send me just a tiny fraction of the "black hole project" money, so I could fix my cockadoodie garage roof! 

It leaks like an old guy on a long road trip! Thank goodness for A.Ds (adult diapers)

However, I cannot put adult diapers on my garage roof, can I? Hey, wait a minute...that might work! If I bought enough A.Ds for fixing...

Sorry, I got lost in my own selfish garage roof crisis, and need to get back to the "black hole" fiasco. 

Not that it was a REAL fiasco, which would mean the project failed, but a financial fiasco...a total waste of pazoozas!

Ask yourself, "what good did this photo of a black hole do for me?"

Then ask yourself, "what good would an extra 1.5 million dollars in my pocket do for me?"

I am guesstimating that if they split up all the moolah they shelled out for the "black hole project" amongst us needy folk, it would total 1.5 million smackers a piece! 

Now, are you starting to appreciate my..uh...I forgot what I was talking about.

Well, have a nice day, folks!!