When I think there is nothing that can shock and surprise me anymore, I watch a T.V. event that makes me question my own ability to predict the outcome of said event.
No, it's not "Game Of Thrones." I'm talkin' about "American Idol!"
All along I just KNEW Madison Vandenburg would be the winner! She's cute, only 17, smiley, and has a voice as good as anyone who's ever performed on the show!
Alejandro and Laine had mediocre voices and even though Alejandro wrote his own songs, he wasn't nearly as cute as Madison.
Laine may have been as cute as Madison, to young girls, but he was not 17, and he has a voice with limited range and scope. (I don't know what scope means, but I wanted to sound like I know what I'm talking about) (no, not the mouthwash!)
I used to be almost 100% accurate in predicting the outcomes of talent shows, like the Ted Mack Amateur Hour, beauty pageants, hog calling contests, and anything that required very little knowledge, and a lot of chutzpah!
chutz·pah
/ˈho͝otspə,ˈKHo͝otspə/
noun
INFORMAL
- shameless audacity; impudence."love him or hate him, you have to admire Danny's chutzpah"
Anyway, I'm either losing my "touch," or America is losing it's mind by NOT choosing Miss Madison Vanderhoot as the American Idol!
Donna wanted Laine to win, because she said he "looks like an American Idol!"
Looks like an American Idol? LOOKS like an American Idol? What?
Do you think I picked Carrie Underwood because she LOOKS like an American Idol? Well, maybe, but she also has a great voice...I think.
Who was your pick?
You were watching Game Of Thrones?
Don't you wish you didn't?
Even if you didn't watch American Idol, who do you like best from these brief clips...
Madison, RIGHT? I knew you'd agree with me! Right? Right?
Madison was great too, but I'm glad Laine won!!!!
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