OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Necessary Preparation

You're gonna have to admit...the above GIF is really cool...even if the rest of  this blog stinks! Right? 

The above GIF is making me kinda dizzy, folks, but it's still cool...ugh...I feel kinda sick.

Anyway...

We carry you back to the fantastic adventures of our spaze cowboy and cowgirl, Gary and Rosie, who have just emerged, unscathed, from the John Astin Asteroid belt AND Phil, the gigantic, flying spaze monster!!

Rosie - "Look, Gary! Neprotonicus 11 is dead ahead!"

Gary - "Please, Rosie, don't use the word DEAD, after all we've been through! Why is the planet pulsating?" (Pulsating - expand and retract with strong regular movements)

Rosie - "Don't you remember, deadhead? The planet is due to implode at any moment! That's why all the inhabitants have transmigrated to Neprotonicus 12, where they will need the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 to provide power for their survival, kapeesh?"

Japanese "deadheads"

Gary - "Oh, yeah, and we have to transmigrate the Great Jewel BEFORE the planet implodes, but we have no idea WHEN it will implode, which makes our story a lot more exciting and suspenseful, even though our little Glirkazoid bodies will be incinerated and/or crushed in the massive implosion."

Rosie - "You got it, bro.! You up for dis?"

Gary - "Surely, but we need to prepare!"

Rosie - "I know we need to prepare, and don't call me Shirley!"

Gary - "I've got all of the items we need to complete the mission right here in front of me, girl. I'll name them, one by one, and you check them off the check list."

Rosie - "Righty oh!"

Gary - "Rope."

Rosie - "Check!"

Gary - "Grappling hooks."

Rosie - "Check!"

Gary - "Those lights that you shake and they go on."

Rosie shakes a light and it goes on. 

Rosie - "Check!"

Gary - "Reese's Pieces."

Rosie - "Check!!!"

Gary - "Small emulsificator."

Rosie - "Way way WAIT! Remember, even though all the inhabitants and domesticated animules  are off the planet, there are still vicious beasts remaining on Neprotonicus 11! Maybe we'll need the BIG emulsificator?!"

BIG emulsificator

Gary - "Beasts, shmeasts! I don't care! All I know is I'm not lugging the BIG emusificator up and down the hills and valleys of Neprotonicus 11, AND down into the cave where the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 resides!!" Unless YOU want to carry it!"

Rosie - "SMALL emulsificator. Check!!"

Rosie with small emulsificator

Gary - "Burlap bag."

Rosie - "Good thinking, Gary! We need to carry the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 in SOMETHING!"

Gary - " No, it's to put over your ugly head so you don't scare the folks on Neprotonicus 12, when we deliver the Great Jewel!"

Rosie - "Oh, you're so funny I forgot to laugh, elongated eyeball boy!"

Gary - "Cheap shot, Rosie! All the better to see you with! Ha ha! Get it? All the better to..."

Rosie - "Shut up."

As our brave spazetronaughts go over their all important check list, we ponder over the almost insurmountable mission they will trek out on, risking life and limb, with a smile and a grin, lest a beast do 'em in, or they fall on their chins, they will sink or will swim, so please join us again...

next Wednesday...for...

OUT OF THIS WORLD 
WEDNESDAY