Out Of This World Wednesday

One Small Stinking Step

While our GREAT and GORGEOUS Glirkazoids prepare to travel a zillion liteyaros to Pyrotussin, cross the Sea Of  Megadeth, defeat the Deaf Dragon, climb the Stairway To Havens, and save the Magical Princess Of Pyrotussin, we listen in on their stimulating conversation...




Gary - (searching cardboard boxes) "Do you know where my old Converse sneakers are, Rosie? I'm gonna need them for this mission."

Rosie - "How would I know where those smelly old shoes have gone? Maybe they crawled off and died from old age and...and acute stinkiness!"

Gary - "No way! They would not abandon me like that. (Gary searches the boxes more frantically) It's imperative that I find those shoes for when we climb the Stairway To Havens!!"

Rosie - "Well, aren't we Positive Plutus! (Plutus was a Glirkazoid warrior/general who believed a force of 8 Glirkazoid warriors could defeat 8 billion Vicioustonians...barehanded...he was wrong) Before we even have a snowball's chance in Helbros to climb the Stairway To Havens, we need to...

1. Travel a zillion liteyaros of uncharted spaze!

2. Cross the Sea Of Megadeth!

3. Defeat the deadly, demon-like, Deaf Dragon!

4. AND...other stuff that will be written in later!!

Gary - "Rosie! Pleaaaaase help me find my sneakers, woudja?!"

Rosie walks over to the boxes, gives a quick sniff, and finds the dilapidated sneakers in a nano second!! However, she will not pick them up, and allows Gary to do the honors. 

Gary - "Thank you a quadracillion toms, Rosie! You won't regret this!!"

Rosie - (wearing  a breathing mask) "I already do, Gary... (her voice muffled by the breathing mask) I already do!"

Well, well, well...that's a deep subject!

Get it? Well? DEEP subject? No matter.

Sooner than a Sworillian Sunday soi·rée (Sworillians have a LOT of soi·rées), our gallant, Glirkazoid galaxy galavanters will embark on what MAY turn out to be their most exciting/funny/heart pounding/death defying mission to date!!

No! "To date" doesn't mean Rosie and Gary are going out for dinner and a movie. You guys are so matchmakey!!