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Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Out Of This World Wednesday!
Telepathic Talk For Extra-Terrestrials

In our last thrilling episode, our great Glirkazoids, Rosie and Gary, had "beamed" on to the Isle Of The Deaf Dragon, and our fearless couple were tracking the footprints of the Deaf Dragon, while the dragon was using his, or her, sense of smell to locate these trespassers on his/her domain.

Deaf Dragon - "Fee Fi Fo Foid, I smell the blood of a Glirkazoid! My ears are bad, but my nose is true, now I smell the blood of TWO!!"

Rosie - "Did you hear that, Gary? I thought I heard the faint sound of a dragon reciting poetry."

Gary - "Did it sound like, Fee Fi Fo Foid, I smell the blood of a Glirkazoid! My ears are bad, but my nose is true, now I smell the blood of TWO!!"

Rosie - "YES! Yes it did!!"

Gary - "I didn't hear it!"

Rosie - "Whaddayuh mean, you didn't hear it? You repeated it word for word!"

Gary - "It's written in the ancient scrolls of the Bloody History Of The Deaf Dragon, Rosie. EVERYBODY knows that!"

Rosie - "I don't read gross stuff like that, Gary! My taste in scrolls is more refined than...

At that, the Deaf Dragon is looming right in front of them!!!

loom²

/lo͞om/

verb

gerund or present participle: looming

appear as a shadowy form, especially one that is large or threatening.

"vehicles loomed out of the darkness"

Similar:

emerge

appear

become visible

come into view

take shape

materialize

reveal itself

appear indistinctly

come to light

take on a threatening shape
(of an event regarded as ominous or threatening) seem about to happen.

"there is a crisis looming"

Rosie - "LOOK, GARY!! The hideous Deaf Dragon is LOOMING in front of us!!"

Gary - "The dragon is doing what?"

Rosie - "Read the definition above, idiot!"

Gary - "Why didn't you just say, the Deaf Dragon is appearing as a large, threatening, shadowy, ominous form in front of us!"

Rosie - "Shut up, Gary!"

Gary - "Deaf Dragon!! How ya doin'?"

Deaf Dragon - "What?"

Gary - "I said, DEAF DRAGON!! HOW YA DOIN'?!!"

Deaf Dragon - "Ehh?"

Rosie - "Gary! The Deaf Dragon CANNOT hear you, lamebrain!! We are gonna need to communicate telepathically to prevent a battle to the death!"

Gary - "I didn't know you could do that, Rosie."

Rosie - "Sure! I learned it from reading the Ancient Scrolls Of Telepathy, when I was 3, instead of bloody dragon trash scrolls, like you!"

As Gary and Rosie are bickering again, the Deaf Dragon is creeping closer and closer to our diverted duo, when Rosie looks up to see the Deaf Dragon looming inches away from them.

Rosie - (Speaking telepathically) Deaf Dragon! What are you doing?"

Deaf Dragon - (Speaking telepathically back to Rosie) "I'm doin' what Deaf Dragons do, I'm gonna eat you in a stew...and when I'm done and want dessert, I'm gonna eat that other squirt!"

Rosie - "That rhyming sounds so familiar, Deaf Dragon! Do you know our friend, rhymesauce?"

Deaf Dragon - "He's an icon to me! Do you know him personally?"

Rosie - "Sure 'nuff! How can you listen to his videos, being deaf and all?"

Deaf Dragon - "Subtitles. Well, I can't eat you guys now!"

Gary - "What are you guys communicating about? I feel out of the loop!"

Rosie - (winking at Deaf Dragon) The Deaf Dragon is gonna eat us, Gary."

Gary - "Noooo! I'm too young to die!! Only 700 zeptoons!!!"

Rosie - "Just funnin' wit ya, Gary! The Deaf Dragon knows our friend, rhymesauce, and is sparing our little lives."

Deaf Dragon -"Yeah! Here is one of my FAVES!!

The Deaf Dragon projects the video on to a cliff side from out of his/her mouth!

Gary - "Rosie! You need to ask the D.D. (telepathically) about the secret of finding the Stairway To Havens, so we can climb the stairway and ask Richie the secret of defeating the Monster Of Malevalentay so he will release the imprisoned Princess Of Pyrotussin!"

Rosie - Okay...Deaf Dragon! Will you tell us about the secret of finding the Stairway To Havens, so we can climb the stairway and ask Richie the secret of defeating the Monster Of Malevalentay so he will release the imprisoned Princess Of Pyrotussin?"

Deaf Dragon - "No probleemo! Your standing on them."