10 Reasons To Attend "Greg and Dan Unplugged" Tomorrow Night!
It's incumbent on me to explain what "Greg and Dan Unplugged" is, before I show you the reasons to attend.
in·cum·bent
/inˈkəmbənt/
adjective
- 1.necessary for (someone) as a duty or responsibility."it is incumbent on all decent people to concentrate on destroying this evil"
The popular Greg and Dan Show will be performing in front of a live, inebriated audience, at the Betty Jayne Brimmer Center For The Performing Arts (BJCFPA) , at 1327 East Kelly, St. Peoria Heights, Il. at 7:30 pm. Feb. 15, 2020.
This ain't gonna be their regular radio show, folks! This will be a raucous, reckless, freewheelin' frenzy of funny, frenetic frivolity!!!
Here are 10 reasons for attending this monumental event tomorrow:
1. As an additional token of your love for your significant other on the day after Valentine's Day! It never hurts to have a backup plan, unless the silk flowers didn't quite do the trick...if you know what I mean.
2. To show Greg and Dan how grateful you are that they get up every day at 4 am to entertain us, and edify us about EVERYTHANG under the sun...from impeachment to Emo Philips...from legalized pot to pot holes...from the meaning of thrombosis to the MEANING OF LIFE!!!
3. They promise surprises! It could be like Oprah's surprises! "You get a car, and YOU get a car..." Or maybe it will be more like "you get a party horn, and YOU get a party horn..." but, HEY, it's more your gonna get at home...if you know what I mean. (wink wink)
4. Greg and Dan may reveal talents you never dreamed they possess in your WILDEST dreams! Talents that cannot be displayed on the radio! Talents that may be illegal! Talents that will blow your freakin' minds!!! Or not.
5. Adult beverages will be available at a reasonable cost, but that's not the impotent thing! Chex mix will be on the tables for FREE!! At least it was last time we were there, and I have faith it will be there tomorrow night!
Disclaimer: The writer of this blog assumes no responsibility if you discover no Chex Mix on your table tomorrow night. I'm only going by my last experience at the Betty Jayne when they had TONS of Chex Mix on all the tables, which I readily partook of with reckless abandon!
6. You'l be able to hobnob with the Greg and Dan crew, like historian/traffic dude, Ken Zurski, the lovely newsgirl/songstress, Julia Bradley, and, hopefully, the adorable producer Corey! In addition to the rabid, fun loving Greg and Dan fans who make it all feel like one, big, warm, homespun family that makes our actual relatives seem pretty dull.
7. We never know when "climate change" will emulsificate us into oblivion, according to "climate change advocates...
...so why not live a little before we experience "climate change" in whatever form it may take, by laughing it up at the "Greg and Dan Unplugged Show!"
8. It will give us a "take this to work with you" event to brag about! When your coworkers ask what you did over the weekend, would you rather say, "Watched TV" or "I went to the hilarious and surprise filled, Greg and Dan Unplugged Show that genuinely changed my life for the BETTER!!!"
Example of life changing event.
9. It's a good reason to try out your new GPS gadget, if you have absolutely no idea where the BJCFPA is located! Or your OLD GPS gadget. Or a map, if you have no GPS gadget, like me. Or just come to my house and follow me over there...but then you'd have to find my house and the whole rigmarole starts all over again!
10. It's the day after WMBD's birthday! You can verbally, with enthusiastic vigor, wish WMBD a happy, belated 93rd birthday, in person!! This I know! You're like me in loving the magnificent history of this iconic radio station! Right? Right? And how could you NOT love the beloved Greg and Dan Show and support their new adventure into madcap, screwball zaniness!!
rig·ma·role
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noun
- a lengthy and complicated procedure."he went through the rigmarole of securing the front door"
10. It's the day after WMBD's birthday! You can verbally, with enthusiastic vigor, wish WMBD a happy, belated 93rd birthday, in person!! This I know! You're like me in loving the magnificent history of this iconic radio station! Right? Right? And how could you NOT love the beloved Greg and Dan Show and support their new adventure into madcap, screwball zaniness!!
See ya there, folks!!
Sounds fun!
ReplyDeleteThese Greg and Dan events are a riot! Wish you lived close enough to attend, rhymesauce!! Thanks for commenting!1
DeleteI so very much wish I could have gone! Check mix and global warming catastrophe aside, I would go, solely because of YOU! You have shared so much of your extraordinary wit, talent, and time - I would suggest that much of their success is because of you! I also would have liked to see you interact with them live!
ReplyDeleteOh well, such is life that I am too far away. I will continue to cherish every bit from you, until the day we meet face to face!