Out Of This World Wednesday

New Beginnings

The beautiful/foreboding planet of Glirka is the abode of our universally acclaimed heroes, Gary and Rosie. Who are the most awarded, beloved Glirkazoids of all tom!

Okay, these folks are NOT Rosie and Gary, but that's all we got for ya! 

Ever since Rosie and Gary were little baby Glirkazoids, they've enjoyed the special uniqueness of this planet ... so far, far away from from this place we like to call Earth. Glirkazoids call our planet "David Bowie" for some mysterious reason.

Burl Ives, who very few folks knew was a shape shifting alien from Glirka's neighboring planet of Guurlerallizitsaclaqy, wrote a song that perfectly described Glirka, where he visited as a young urchin. (and I do mean urchin, as in sea urchin)

See the resemblance to Burl?

You may be familiar with the song if you're over 50...

Yes! Glirka is the REAL LIFE, AWESOMELY DELIGHTFUL "Big Rock Candy Mountain!" 

Of course, Burl never mentions the constant battles with vicious alien lifeforms who desire their precious, delicious planet of Glirka...the giant goolahbirds who enjoy feasting on our diminutive friends...the ear splitting music that is emitted from the Glirkazoidian mountains when you least expect it...and the weekly, random color changes of everything, that can cause some confusion, especially at traffic signals, but has eliminated racism. 

This is a high speed example of a normally slow process on Glirka. 

Even with these few minor irritations, Rosie and Gary adore their home planet! (kind of like people from New Your City with that love/hate relationship for the Big Apple) 

You need to watch this clip, folks↑

We slowly pan in on our super duper heroes, as they bask in the warmth of the blue sunshine of Glirka, whilst sipping on Purple Glirf cocktails, and picking off  goolahbirds with their atomic slingshots.

Goolahbird↑

Rosie - "I love it when we have blue sunshine, Gary. It's so nice and relaxing, isn't it?"

She blasts another goolahbird as she's speaking.

Gary - "Bah humbug!"

Rosie - "Gary! Why can't you ever chillax? You remind me of Don Knotts!" (Glirkazoids love Earth's culture)

Gary - "Even though Glirka is the envy of every planet dominating creature throughout all the universes and dimensions, I get kinda bored (Gary disintegrates two goolahbirds at once) when we're not on an exciting adventure into the unknown..known...known...known."(those were echoing unknowns if you didn't quite get it)

Rosie - "Enjoy your vacation, my friend! We both know that we deserve..."

At that instant, Led Zeppelin music starts BLASTING out of the Glirkazoidian mountain range! I think it's the Immigrant song...

"...SOME QUIET, RELAXING R AND R FROM TOM TO TOM!! NOW YOU GOT ME SAYING TOM INSTEAD OF TIME, YOU BAD EXAMPLE OF A SUPER HERO!!"

Gary - "WHAT?!!  I CAN'T HEAR YOU BETWEEN THE ZEPPELIN MUSIC, ATOMIC SLINGSHOT BLASTS, AND THOSE INVADING SPACESHIPS FIRING AT US!"

Rosie - "NEVERMIND!"

Gary - "WHAT?!!"

Imagine the sheer delight of living on lovely Glirka, with Gary and Rosie! However, I can Shirley see how boring it could be with the non-eventful happenings taking place all over da plaze, in comparison to the extremely exciting missions that our Glirkazoid warriors experience 98% of the tom!

Speaking of Shirley , here's about 2 hours of her. Hope you don't get bored!

Won't you join us next weed for Episode 2 of Out Of This World Wednesday? We promise you'll not be disjointed! 

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