Monday, February 10, 2020

Positive Remarks About The Oscars



Expanding on my theme of LOVE, I want to share all the positive energy I absorbed during the Oscars last night.




1. A remarkable lack of political crap! There was a little bit, but much less than Oscar shows in recent years. I came off with positive vibes due to that fact alone!


Nasty woman!

2. We got to see Bernie Taupin! It's ALWAYS Elton John, Elton John, Elton John, but how often do we see Bernie Taupin? Hardly ever! That was cool!!


Bernie on right, "Benny" on left. 

3. Steve Martin and Chris Rock were funny non-hosts. Not as good as Johnny Carson or Billy Crystal, but a very positive addition to the extravaganza! 


Chris Rock on right, Steve Martin on left. Or vice versa.

4. At first, I thought the Korean, sub-titled movie, Parasite, won too many Oscars, but the way the audience went wild over Bong joon-ho, showed a very positive attitude toward our over seas brothers in Korea! Very magnanimous of  our American brothers and sisters in Hollyworm! 


Meet the parasites!

5. How can you not love Randy Newman, right? Although he looks like he's lived a couple of lifetimes, his music is still as heartwarming as ever! I was hoping he'd win, ask Martin Scorsese to come up on stage and sing Short People! Or even Joe Pesci would work! I guess that part is not positive, but I'm kinda short myself, and I love that song! 




6.  The dude that came out and did a recap/rap of the show, basically, off the top of his head! It was pretty remarkable! It also gave me a positive view of how our youth can actually remember stuff!



7. Billie Eilish, singing Yesterday, was really quiet, showed little range, and was kinda low energy. The positive part is she is only 18, folks! So there is time for vast improvement in the future, if she stays off the recreational drugs.


None of us recognized MOST of these deceased folks. No disrespect intended. 

8. The red carpet suppliers made a killing! There was lots of red carpet! I'm almost positive the Academy buys brand spankin' new red carpet every year, because the Hollyworm super stars are NOT gonna tread on USED carpet! That's pretty positive if you're a Hollyworm carpet seller, or even a carpet installer!!




9. So positive to see the veteran actresses come out and present an Oscar or two. Like Diane Keaton, all dressed like she's still playing her role in Annie Hall, and Sigourney Weaver. (Charlie Weaver's granddaughter) I THINK?



10. Finally...the most positive thing was Joachin Phoenix and his cow speech! I've always suspected that MILK is the secret scourge to humanity, and cows have been mentally and physically abused throughout our sadistic, cruel history! (although my grandpa's cows seemed pretty darned contented)
The positive results that will come from his impassioned speech will filter down through the annals of positive pontificating on plenty of periods of positive platitudinal planes!


Why not share your POSITIVE remarks about the Oscar show, hmmm?

At this point, ANY comments are welcome!!




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