Writer's Block Is For Pathetic Wimps!

Writer's block? I NEVER have writer's block! It's just that I've got other important things to do around here, like watering the garden and flowers, mowing, weed whipping, doing the dishes, walking Chevy-dog, writing songs, recording songs, buying beer, drinking beer, napping, listening to the iconic Greg and Dan radio show, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera!

Shoot fire, I could write 'till the cows come home, or shoot cows 'till the writers come home! 

Never am I at a loss for worms! Even though I never go fishin' anymore, except for comments from readers! (hint , hint)

By the way, what's all this commotion about sports deprivation! 

Deprivation:

Learn to pronoundep·ri·va·tion

/ˌdeprəˈvāSH(ə)n/

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noun

1. the damaging lack of material benefits considered to be basic necessities in a society.

   "low wages mean that 3.75 million people suffer serious deprivation"

   Similar:

   poverty
   

   impoverishment
   

   penury
   

   privation
   

   hardship
   

   destitution
   

   need
   

   neediness

   want
   

   distress
   

   financial distress

   indigence
   

   pauperdom

   beggary
   

   ruin
   

   reduced circumstances
   

   straitened circumstances

   hand-to-mouth existence

   pauperism

   pauperization
   

   impecuniousness

   impecuniosity

   Opposite:

   wealth
   

   • the lack or denial of something considered to be a necessity.

     "sleep deprivation"
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   Sports are NOT NECESSARY, unless you're a poor student relying on a sports scholarship to provide you a decent education, or a food vendor at a sports stadium, or a sports equipment manufacturer,  or a person who WORKS for a sports equipment manufacturer, or a groundskeeper at a baseball park, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. 

I hate to belittle and put down folks who have writer's block, but I think they are pathetic wimps! My slogan is, "when the writing gets tough, the tough keep writing!" 

Let's face it, there are a gazillion things to opine on, like pine trees, the late, great singer, John Pine, pineapples, pining your heart away, a pint of milk, knotty pine, etc. etc. etc.

Yes, I know it's John PRINE, but that didn't fit the narrative. 

What narrative you ask, so confusedly? 

WRITER'S BLOCK!! Haven't you been listening?!! Or, um, I mean, READING? Please try and keep up, as I flow into my captivating conclusion.

In conclusion my fellow Americans, never fear if you have no beer, don't shed a tear, act odd or queer, just look in the mirror, and you will see, a poor old soul who's drinking tea, for when you have no Ultra Mick, it's bad enough to make you sick, but glory days are up ahead, when you go and see to your neighbor Fred, who always has a brew or two, and never fails to share with you, and don't you ever watch the clock, and worry 'bout your writer's block.