Out Of This World Wednesday Supreme High Command, Speaks!

Supreme Master

Rosie - "Okay, I reckon we have everything we'll need for our next mission, when the Supreme High Command, uh, commands it."

Gary - "Yer durn tootin', Rosie Posey, but why are we talking like earth cowboys?"

Rosie - "Because we can, pard, because we can."

At that precise moment, the Supreme Master of the Supreme High Command starts blaring from the speakers on the nearby Silver Sausage spazeship!

Supreme Master - "My faithful Glirkazoid guardians of the galaxies, lend me your ears!! I'll give them back in a few parsecas! Get it? Ha ha! A little Supreme Master levity for ya, right?"

Gary whispers to Rosie, "so funny I forgot to laugh."

Supreme Master - "I sense you made a wisecrack, Gary, but I'll excuse you, because I'm sending you on a certain death mission again, so...whatever."

Rosie - "We're ALWAYS being sent on certain death missions, but I sense this one is more certain death than all the others."

Supreme Master - "The SENSE is strong with you, Rosie! Yes! This mission is super duper, seriously nasty, almost guaranteed CERTAIN DEATH!!"

Gary - "Cool! That's just the way we like 'em, S.M.!!"

Supreme Master - "I know! That's the way the biogenetical, astro-scientists designed the both of you."

Rosie - "Wha?!! We were designed with certain death wishes?!"

Supreme Master - "SURE! Ain't it GREAT! You two are willing to risk your lives, facing certain death, with no apprehension whatsoever, whilst 99.9 % of the Glirkazoid population can relax in the knowledge you will "bite the bullet" on their behalf!" 

Gary and Rosie - "No apprehension, whatsoever?!!"

Gary - "I sense we've been used, for centuries, to do the dirty work that y'all are afraid to do, whilst YOU stay safe and sound in your extravagant abodes!" 

Supreme Master - "That's about it, boys and girls."

Rosie and Gary - "That makes sense, Supreme Master."

That makes sense, Supreme Master?! 

Gary and Rosie are so programmed to go on these suicide missions, they don't even realize what they're saying!

It's all good, though, because we could not enjoy Out Of This World Wednesday without the exciting, death defying adventures of Rosie and Gary!

 So join the party for Out Of This World Wednesday next time, and maybe we'll find out what the next certain death mission will be.