Out Of This World Wednesday...... Sage Advice From Rhymesauce!
As our great and goofy galaxy gallivanters glide gloriously and gleefully through gobs of gigantic star groups, Rosie and Gary make up a traditional "mission song" to pass the time.
♪♪We're goin' to Z70 to stop the nasty litter,
And turn them into super-goats, ♪
♪Although they may be bitter,
They'll eat up all the yucky trash,
♪And then we'll change them back,
Into their original forms,
But then they may attack! ♪♪
This is sung to the tune of "Clancy Lowered The Boom."
Just in case you don't know this classic, iconic song.
♪♪ Oh our arrival, will will mean survival,
Whenever a civilization sucks,
Glirkazoids lower the boom boom boom boom! ♪♪
Rosie - "I like the tune, but the lyrics you wrote really SUCK, Gary!"
Gary - "Exactly, Rosie!! A sucky song for a Z70 population who suck, due to the fact they are destroying their own planet with mountains of ugly, smelly, bacteria laden litter!"
At that precise moment, a bright flash of light pops on to the Silver Sausage poop deck, and as Gary and Rosie's large eyes adjust to the sun-like luminosity, they hear a familiar voice...
Rhymesauce - "Litter on Z70, lack of levity, planet dying, creatures crying, Glirkazoid serendipity, alien synchronicity, Capra aegagrus hircus, regeneration circus, retaliation imminent, battle in the firmament."
Instantly, the time travelin', dimension crossing, "sage of spaze," pops out as quickly as he popped in!
Chihuahua! What the heck was THAT all about?
A foretelling of future facts?
Just a cameo from the poet laureate of the 21st century, to lure more readers to Out Of This World Wednesday?
How will you ever know?
I reckon you'll have to join us for the next episode of...
Link to Rhymesauce's brilliant YouTube page...https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChfpEGCHu9njv2GNQG5sAcA
Haha I love it! Thanks for featuring me in your story, Danny!
ReplyDeleteI didn't do you justice, but it was fun trying, Kiel!!
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