Why Do We Live In A Cold Climate?

It's the cold, frigid, icy, below zero, chill ya to the bone, time of year.

I often wonder why we live in such a miserable climate, instead of a warmer climate, like Puerto Rico.

Here are a few reasons:

1. We don't speak Puerto Rican. 

2. Grandkids are not in Puerto Rico.

3. Our dog, Chevy, is not fond of changes.

4. Too many UFO sightings over Puerto Rico.

5. We cannot afford to fly, let alone, move our stuff there.

6. Fear of the Chupacabra. 

7. Fear of sunburns.

8. Fear of exotic, Puerto Rican cuisine. 

9. Too far away from Greg And Dan Radio Show in Peoria, Illinois.

10. I enjoy bundling up so well, I can't even feel the cold. It's like I've beaten Old Man Winter, or Jack Frost, or something. 

For those of you who stay in the unbearable winter weather of your part of the world...WHY?