Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Out Of This World Wednesday

Zquteozitsimuamua R&R



Gary and Rosie have decided to take a little R&R at the luxurious resort of Zquteozitsimuamua, in the Nedib Eoj system.

Guess who?

We find them sitting on a paradisaic  patio, high above the Alamak plateau, sipping New Kopi Jantan Traditional  Natural Herbs coffee...


Gary - "Life is good, Rosie girl! We are basking in the realization that planet Z70 will soon be free of all their mountains of trash, litter and garbage, due to the fact we turned them into super-goats with the ability to eat EVERYTHANG!"

Think I'm kiddin'? Get it? Goat? Kid? Watch this documentary clip. 


Rosie - "For once, you're right, Gary! All we need to do is sit here and wait for....OH, NO!!!!!!"




Oh, no? Oh, no?

What is Rosie oh, nowing about?!

Short OOTWW today, but the song took too much time.

However, that amazing song was well worth it, RIGHT? RIGHT?!

Never mind.

Simply join us for the next...



Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Bloggadocious 222...Life Changing?



I'm sitting here in my official Bloggadocious 222 chair, contemplating what life changing message I'll convey to the masses this Tuesday morn.





It wasn't that long ago that I started Bloggadocious 222 for the edification of my devoted fans, friends and felines, who secretly read it when you're not home.



Life changing ain't easy, my friends! I wake up every morning (thankfully) and spend the better parts of 2 minutes preparing my life changing message for your betterment. 

 bet·ter·ment

/ˈbedərmənt/
noun
  1. the act or process of improving something.
    "they believed that what they were doing was vital for the betterment of society"

How's that workin' for ya? Never mind.




I have found that sneaking subliminal messages



 within the blog, can be very effective in persuading you unsuspecting readers into my evil web of nonsense! 


Millions (estimated number of followers) of my followers have strongly encouraged me to be more serious about the society destroying crap that's penetrating the collective soul of what I like to call America. 




Sorry. That's not my gift. My gift is, uh, I mean, my gift is...okay, I don't have a gift. Why do you think I stick to the nonsensical drivel?

driv·el
/ˈdrivəl/
noun
  1. nonsense.
    "don't talk such drivel!"
    Similar:
    nonsense
    twaddle
    claptrap
    balderdash
    gibberish
    mumbo jumbo
    rubbish
    tommyrot
    poppycock
    phooey
    hot air
    eyewash
    piffle
    garbage
    tripe
    bosh
    bull
    bunk
    blah
    hogwash
    baloney
    cobblers
    codswallop
    cock
    stuff and nonsense
    tosh
    double Dutch
    rot
    waffle
    flapdoodle
    blathers
    wack
    bushwa
    applesauce
    bunkum
    vulgar slang
    crap
    bullshit
    bollocks
    balls
    crapola
    bulldust
    Opposite:
    sense
verb
  1. 1.
    talk nonsense.
    "he was driveling on about the glory days"
    Similar:
    talk nonsense
    babble
    ramble
    gibber
    burble
    blather
    blether
    prate
    prattle
    gabble
    chatter
    twitter
    maunder
    talk rubbish
    gab
    talk through one's hat
    witter on
    waffle
    vulgar slang
    bullshit
  2. 2.
    ARCHAIC
    let saliva or mucus flow from the mouth or nose.
    "the nurse leaves you to drivel, and never wipes your nose"