Bloggadocious 222...Life Changing?
I'm sitting here in my official Bloggadocious 222 chair, contemplating what life changing message I'll convey to the masses this Tuesday morn.
It wasn't that long ago that I started Bloggadocious 222 for the edification of my devoted fans, friends and felines, who secretly read it when you're not home.
Life changing ain't easy, my friends! I wake up every morning (thankfully) and spend the better parts of 2 minutes preparing my life changing message for your betterment.
bet·ter·ment
/ˈbedərmənt/
noun
- the act or process of improving something."they believed that what they were doing was vital for the betterment of society"
How's that workin' for ya? Never mind.
I have found that sneaking subliminal messages
within the blog, can be very effective in persuading you unsuspecting readers into my evil web of nonsense!
Millions (estimated number of followers) of my followers have strongly encouraged me to be more serious about the society destroying crap that's penetrating the collective soul of what I like to call America.
Sorry. That's not my gift. My gift is, uh, I mean, my gift is...okay, I don't have a gift. Why do you think I stick to the nonsensical drivel?
driv·el
/ˈdrivəl/
noun
- nonsense."don't talk such drivel!"
verb
- 1.talk nonsense."he was driveling on about the glory days"
- 2.ARCHAIClet saliva or mucus flow from the mouth or nose."the nurse leaves you to drivel, and never wipes your nose"
drivel can be so rewarding !
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