Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Out Of This World Wednesday!! 

 The Ultimate Battle!! 




When we last visited our grand, Glirkazoid gnomes (only 4 inches tall...max), their Silver Sausage spazeship  was overshadowed by a ginormous Z70 warship, ready to go in battle to prevent Rosie and Gary from coming to their planet, to eliminate the centuries long littering that the inhabitants of Z70 adore!




Z70 Spazeship Capt. John Filthy McNasty - "Hailing the Silver Sausage...Hailing the Silver Sausage...Come in Gary and Rosie!!"




Gary - "What?"




JFM - "Are you ready to be totally emulsificated by us, for attempting to interfere with our lifestyle?"

Authentic picture of John Filthy McNasty, commander of Z70 ship. 


Rosie - "But we are only trying to help you guys, by cancel culturing your whole ecological system and dirty, filthy environmental practices by stopping your nasty habits!"




JFM - "Those are fightin' words, Rosie!! Prepare to be emulsificated, slowly...and painfully!!!"

Gary - "You don't scare us, McNasty! Give it your best shot!!"




At that, a powerful emulsification ray disintegrates the Silver Sausages, "foodarackacyle!"




Gary - "You miserable cur! Don't you know that destroying an ESSENTIAL  food arakacycle is a major, universal WARCRIME?!!"

How does this relate? Beats me! 


JFM - "We don't care about no stinkin' universal warcrime! We are defending our polluted planet of Z70 by any means possible, dumbheads!!"




Rosie - "Dumbheads? Dumbheads?!!! Take THAT you miserable moron!!!"

With those retaliatory words, Rosie fires off a "soundwave salvo," that permeates the Z70 ship with a super ear-splitting recording of Crimson and Clover, by Tommy James and the Shondells, but only the irritating part, with the vibrating Crimson and Clover, over and over...Crimson and Clover, over and over...Crimson and Clover, over and over...


JFM - "Oh! So you want to fight dirty, huh? Here is something you'll not enjoy, you diminutive dorks!!




Instantly, the Z70 Capt. retaliates with one of the most hideous songs ever to invade an ear canal!! NORMAN!! 

The incomparable Sue Thompson


Rosie - "Aaarg! You're killing us, John Filthy, but NO ONE can survive THIS!!!! 

Rosie pushes up the volume control and hits the Z70 spazeship with the following ditty!!

Bobby Goldsboro


John Filthy McNasty - "We give up, we give up!! That's soooo sad that our tears are short circuiting our weapons systems! My word, you Glirkazoids are merciless!!!"




Gee willikers! THAT was the ULTIMATE BATTLE fer sure!!

Now, our super cool Glirakazoid galaxy gliders can proceed to Z70 and eliminate the self destructive littering problem! 

Or CAN THEY?

Join us next time for...



 

2 comments: