The "Joy" Of Being A Septuagenarian!

I'm never accused of being a stalker, when I scoot along with my trusty walker.

I can get the senior discounts, and they offer help with equestrian dismounts. 

I can eat whatever I please, except for foods that that make me sneeze,

or spicy stuff that hurts my digestion,

or high in carbs, out of the question!

My wrinkles show my life of struggle, priorities I've had to juggle, 

no, I don't have a youthful face, 

folks think "they" beat it with a mace!

Watch this video if you wanna laugh! 

The pain I suffer 24/7, from arthritis and my back uneven,

interferes with my agility, but I don't care, I get disability. 

Another thing of which I'm proud, 

A fact that I will share right now,

As a young man girls would smile,

but at my age, they laugh out loud!