A colorful plethora of swirling beautiful thoughts of a child.
SURREAL SATURDAYS are cool!
How did you know I'm Jack Nicholson's cat?
SURREAL SATURDAYS good cheer!
I swam across, I jumped across for you, Oh what a thing to do, Cos you were all "yellow."
SURREAL SATURDAYS break the rule!
Surreal Saturdays strange days!
Dentist:-Mam, Have you been flossing regularly?
SURREAL saturdays in your brain!
WOW! This must have been one heck of a chess tournament!
SuRReal sAturdayS weird ways!
What a cold, cruel world! I have a giant eye, and nothing to look at!
SURREAL saturdays INSANE!!
Don't be afraid. It's alright. Go ahead and undo my jacket, okay?
Burrrr, that last one even gave ME chills!!
Now, lets conclude with a surreal video!
HAVE A SUPER SURREAL SATURDAY!!!
Friday, March 1, 2013
FAN FRIDAYS FAN FRIDAYS
FAN FRIDAYS FAN FRIDAYS
FAN FRIDAYS FAN FRIDAYS
I am a big fan of Joni Mitchell!
She is nothing less than perfect with her singing, playing of different musical instruments, and songwriting, in my opinion!
I believe she's the greatest singer songwriter of all time!
If you do not agree with me, ponder over these words she wrote so wonderfully:
I remember you once told me,
Love is touching souls,
Surely you touched mine,
Because part of you comes out of me,
In these lines from time to time.
Oh, you're in my blood,
You're like holy wine,
So bitter, so bitter and so sweet,
Oh, I could drink a case of you, darling,
And I would still be on my feet,
I would still be on my feet.
Now what do you think, folks?
What? Not as good as Coldplay?
Maybe you're just in love with that band, hmmm?
Although, I have to admit, "Fix You" is pretty unbelievably AMAZING!
Anyway, back to MY infatuation!
Not only can she play the guitar and piano, she is great on the auto-harp, ukulele, AND DULCIMER!!
Come on, who else plays the dulcimer?)
Look at this next video and be totally amazed!
Let's see if Coldplay could do this! Just kidding, just kidding!
I know a lot of you reading this think the only reason I fell in love with her in the first place is because of her angelic beauty and lean sexy body.
Well, I never!!!
But, I wish I could have!!!
(kissed her)
If any of you out there happen to know Joni, please send me her phone number, and I promise I won't start stalking her, or bugging her every minute, like I might have done in my wicked, obsessive, compulsive youth!
Joni
A sweeter voice I've never heard,
Like a mother singing to a babe,
Joni lingers in my heart,
My love for her will never fade.
Man, that is WAY too corny and mushy for my style of writing! YUUCK!!
I'll leave it in, anyway.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
THOUGHTFUL THURSDAYS
I always write Thoughtful Thursdays in soft, non-threatening colors to illustrate the way I want us to feel on this day of contemplative meditation, and total self awareness.
I invite you to close your tired eyes, (never mind, you won't be able to read this if you close your eyes) I mean, imagine your eyes are closed.
Now, take a long deep breath..in with the good air, out with the bad...in with the good air, out with the bad...Ahhhhhh!
Didn't that feel awesome?
What do you mean, no?
Without your total submission and cooperation this ain't gonna work, Bosko!
Why not try lying down?
Maybe that's the probleemo.
Take off those shoes, lie down and relaaaax, relaaaaaaaax, relaaaaaaaaaaaaax....
Now, think of the most wonderful places you've ever been, and the happiest times of your life!
You've never been to any wonderful places? Not even Disney World?
Well then, what about happy times?
I don't think the time the dogs ate your brother was happy.
He was that ornery, huh?
I know... let your favorite music fill your imagination of the mind, and virtually float away on the wings of the melody of your heart.
You only like "grunge," huh? Well, that ain't gonna help!
You know, you're REALLY starting to tick me off!
I'm trying to do a traditional "Thoughtful Thursdays" and you're blowing my gig!
You are supposed to be calm, serene, tranquil, at peace, and you are being an obsinate, stubborn little...
Uh, I mean, umm, I can, uh, truly feel your pain, and, uh, realize you must have many issues to deal with that prevents you from trusting others, correct?
I'm afraid that making obscene gestures, and saying that about my mama will put a real damper on our communication efforts!
Where do you want me to stick my blog?!!
That does it, you big jerk! I've been tryin' to help your sorry butt, and you refuse to let me!!
Well, go ahead and be a mean, unthankful bully for the rest of your life....Grandma!!!
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
WHO?WHAT?WHERE?
WHEN?WHY?HOW?
WEDNESDAYS!!!
Who? What? Where? When? Why? How? Wednesdays are when I get to ask all the mind probing questions, and you provide the witty, profound answers!
Example of Glirkazoid Mind Probe
Are you ready for this?
Have you rigorously studied ahead of time?
Yes?
How could you have? I'm making this up as I go along!
This will be a timed test, so answer quickly, and if you don't know an answer, stay on it until your times up.
READY? BEGIN!
Question 1. What is Coldplay?
a. Children making snowmen.
b. Eskimos making whoopie.
c. A band.
d. Canada's outdoor theater in January.
Question 2. Who or what is this?
Hint: Not Brad Pitt!
Question 3. Where are the dead Bigfoots?
a. They evaporate at death.
b. They are immortal, like Adrian Paul.
c. Bigfoots eat their dead.
d. They are raptured to Bigfoot Paradise.
Question 4. True or False: Madonna is not REALLY a virgin.
Question 5. Fill in the blank: "And the sign said ____ _____ ______ ______ need not apply."
Question 6. Fill in the blank: "So I ___ __ __ ____ __ _____ __ ___ and I went in to ask him ___.
Question 7. Fill in the blank: He said, you look like a ____ __________ _____ ___ I think you'll do.
Question 8. Fill in the blank: " So I took off my hat and said imagine that, huh, me ______ for you!
Question 9. Name the band that did the afore mentioned song. (Ha! This one's not so easy, is it?) HINT: FMEB.
Question 9. Why isn't this question 10?
Question 10. Shouldn't this really be question 11?
Question ?. In 1o,000 worms or less, tell our viewers why this is the weirdest blog you've ever read. (Worms?)
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Tuesday, February 26, 2013
TRAVELIN' TUESDAYS
The deep love we have for our first vehicle can only be matched by our first love of a girl, or boy, whatever you prefer.
The photo of the Harley Davidson "Hummer," (below) is an exact representation of my first vehicle. (Same color, and everything)
The term "Harley Hummer", loosely refers to all antique, Harley Davidson, American made, 2 cycle , vintage, lightweight motorcycles produced between 1948 and 1966 at the Milwaukee, Wisconsin factory. However, technically speaking , the true "Harley Hummer" was only produced from 1955 until 1959, and it was a very basic, stripped down, no frills, 125cc motorcycle.
I know what you're thinking, 'cause I have E.S.P! (Extra stupid perception)
You are thinking that Dannyboy is gonna start in reminiscing about his long lost Harley, how he misses it so, how he would love to feel the wind blowing through his hair whilst zooming across the highways and byways of St. Louis County in the mid 1960's once again...right?
WRONGO! I HATED THAT MISERABLE BIKE!!!!
Hasten back to the summer of 1965.
I was 15 years old and had more money than I knew what to do with, because of doing construction work for my neighbors business.
The beautiful blue little bike ( or so I thought at the time) was parked down the street with a sign on it that read $160.00.
Big money, but I was loaded, and bought it after a brief test ride.
Little did I know that the "demon" bike would make me develop an intense hatred for motorcycles that still lingers in my underdeveloped brain to this very day!!
Of course, at 15 I had no license, no drivers training, and no sense.
My dad made a rule that I could only ride it within a certain, limited area near our house, and on "low traffic" streets.
Needless to say, I would travel all over St. Louis, miles and miles from the restricted area.
I found out by accident that the little "Hummer" would stop running when it rained, the day I was about 20 miles from the restricted area, and my dad had to come and pick me up, along with the bike. ( To put it mildly, my dad did not enjoy being inconvenienced)
However, my dad's wrath was nothing compared to all the times I'd fall off that cursed "devil machine!"
Loose gravel on the road, I went down...A little oil on the street, I went down...A June bug hitting me in the forehead, you guessed it...I went down!
I did not wear a helmet because it was not considered cool by my peers, so I frequently landed on my unprotected head.
It's a miracle it didn't adversely interfere with my brain functions later on in life. WHO HA!!! NOPE IT DIDN'T, BOSKO!!!!
Furthermore, when it was just a bit chilly in the morning, or at night, it felt like winter winds on the plains of Minnesota on the bike!
In addition, ABSOLUTELY NO PROTECTION from the rain (that stopped the "Hummer" from humming, anyway), sharp rocks hurling at me from semi trucks, loose pit bulls coming out to bite my ankles at night, gang members in East St. Louis wanting to mug me while I was stopped at a stop sign, the blazing St. Louis heat during the day, and zombies~~
No heater, no air conditioner, no seat belts, no padded dash, no way to transport a bunch of groceries from the I.G.A., and no way to give my girlfriend a safe ride to the prom! ( That is, if I ever had a girlfriend, or went to the prom)
Don't ask me to ride on your "suicide machines" brothers and sisters!
I ain't goin'!!
I hate 'em, I hate 'em, I hate 'em!!
How is it the dumb government has millions of safety regulations for cars, and almost none for motorcycles?!
Do you think the evil politicians are trying to kill off all the motorcycle riders to limit the population growth?
Oh, I don't know, but aren't you happy this was not one of those sappy articles about a guys idiotic love for his old "ride!"
On the other hand, did I ever tell you about the car I bought from my friend Rick Gieselman? Her name was Cheryl...
Hint 
