Glirkazoids Debate The Worthiness Of Earthlings! What Will They Decide!!!

This movie has the same basic theme of my blog. Copycats!

Our great, glorious Glirkazoid "guardians of the galaxy," are debating whether human earthlings deserve to survive the tribulation of 2020, or to let them go down the proverbial "rat hole," to total destruction!

Rosie - "Okay. Let's look at the pros and cons of human behavior, and see if earthlings are worthy of being rescued by us."

Gary - "Good idea, Rosie! You do the pros and I'll do the cons, and if there are more cons than pros we let them go the way of similar inhabited planets that were so pathetically dysfunctional they deserved to be eliminated, and if there are more pros than cons, we will fix all the things they, uh, need fixed."
















Rosie - "Okay, I'll start. They love puppies."

Gary - "They pollute and are litterbugs.

Rosie - "That's two things, Gary! You can only mention one at a time!"

Gary - "Same difference!"

Rosie - "What? No! Two totally different things!!"

Gary - "Okay, they pollute."

Rosie - "Another pro would be Disney World."

Gary - "That's a good one, Rosie! A con would be, they are litterbugs."

Rosie - "You already said that, dufus!" 

Gary - "Yes, but you disqualified it, nitpick, so I'm retweeting it!"

Rosie - "RETWEETING! What are you talking about? Do you even know what retweeting is?"

Gary - "No, but I like the word."

Rosie - "You're incorrigible, Gary!"

Gary - "That's where you're wrong! I can be encouraged, and you could try and encourage me more often, girl!"

Rosie - "No. The word is NOT encouragible...never mind. Another pro would be that humans created ice cream."

Gary - "Ice cream is nice, but they also created buttermilk."

Rosie - "Touché! Dolphins and porpoises, alone,  are a good reason to save the earth!"

Gary - "I agree, but that's TWO things, Rosie! Remember? You can't list two things! Nya nya nah, nah nah nah!"

Rosie - "Isn't a dolphin and porpoise the same thing?"

Gary - "Negative my dear, Rosie! I just so happen to have a bit of info on the subject...

 Dolphins tend to have prominent, elongated “beaks” and cone-shaped teeth, while porpoises have smaller mouths and spade-shaped teeth. The dolphin’s hooked or curved dorsal fin (the one in the middle of the animal’s back) also differs from the porpoise’s triangular dorsal fin. Generally speaking, dolphin bodies are leaner, and porpoises’ are portly.

Dolphins are also more talkative than porpoises. Dolphins make whistling sounds through their blowholes to communicate with one another underwater. Scientists are pretty sure that porpoises do not do this, and some think this may be due to structural differences in the porpoise’s blowhole.

Shut up, Gary!!

Well, well, well! Will Rosie and Gary find humans worthy of salvation, or let them go the way of other creatures, on other planets, who just  couldn't "get with the program."

Join us next time to "retweet" the adventures of our Glirkazoid guy and gal, Gary and Rosie, in the next exciting episode of....

Tuesday Is Guest Star Day! Yaaaay!

It is imperative that you watch the following video very closely, for 3 reasons. 1. It will bring back sweet memories from your childhood if you're as ancient as me.  2. It will help you totally understand this particular blog posting. 3. Because I said so! Just like your mom used to tell you, when you questioned her authority.

Okay, ready? Begin watching!!

Wasn't that fun? Sure it was! So who is the special guest today, you ask National Inquiringly!!!

Wait for it...wait for it...the special guest is YOU!!! Yaaaaay!!!

No human beans are more deserving of being the Tuesday Special Guest than youse guys and gals!!!

Even though my Bloggadocious 222 blog is bizarre, politically incorrect, full of bad puns (don't laugh, it's not that punny), infantile, sophomoric, and just plain dumb, y'all keep reading this trash, and are even brave enough to "like" it on Fazebook, even though the whole wide worm will KNOW you read this crap!

That takes big cojones, and cojones means coconuts, I think!

Anyway, when I started writing this blog, I never dreamed it would be viewed 64, 787 times! Check it out! I'm not lion!!

Only one reason that I've reached this phenomenal achievement.

Because of the deepest depths of love from my family and friends who, most likely, feel sorry for me. But that's okay! I'll take whatever I can get!!

Love all you "special guests" on this "Tuesday, Guest Star" day!!! 

Arrivabirdie!!!

Is It Murphy's Law, Or Something Worse!!

Mur·phy's Law

/ˌmərfēz ˈlô/

noun

1. a supposed law of nature, expressed in various humorous popular sayings, to the effect that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

I'm deciding if I should water the plants this morning. The weather person predicts rain, but he/she is right 50% of the time, so ...

All I know is if I water the plants, it will definitely pour down rain today...and if I do not water the plants, it will definitely NOT rain today!

What's a muther to do?

I don't know about you, but that's the way EVERYTHING works for me. For example...

The last 10 winters it has snowed a tremendous amount of white stuff (not really, this is just an illustration), so I go out and buy a snow blower. (not really, because I can't afford a snow blower)

Anyway, guess what happens the next 10 winters. Correctomundo! Hardly any snow at all!!

Example 2: There are juvenile delinquent kids running through the yard, constantly! Littering, and ruining my grass, laughing real loud, and destroying stuff! (not really, it's only a made up story) Therefore, I put up a big wooden fence to keep them out. (I can't actually afford a big wooden fence, but I need to make a point here)

Guess what happens? You're right! The 2 families that had the rowdy kids, move away, and the neighborhood is peaceful and quiet for the next 10 years!!

What a waste of cold hard cash! (I never, ever had cash that was cold or hard, but it's just an old expression that a rare few use anymore, so why did I use it?)

So, I ask you kind readers...does it work that way for you, or am I under some ancient curse, or something?

Please express yourself in the prominent comments section below, or on Fazebook, or personally, if I ever leave the houze!

Have a happy day!!

Yes! It's A Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Day!!

I earnestly request that you watch and listen to this video below, carefully, and then I challenge you to have a bad day.

I know that some folks are gonna have a bad day, no matter what, but that does not include faithful readers of Bloggadocious 222, because you guys have a great sense of humor! You would have to have a GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR to have put up with my bizarre funniness for all the years!! (Too many have's? I think yes!)

Speaking of years, my grandpa would greet us with... "I haven't seen you in a year (then grab our ear), but I knows ya (then grab our nose), and I'm glad to see yer back!" (then slap us enthusiastically on the back)

It hurt, but I still thought it was funny, I mean the play on words thing, not the physical abuse. Just kidding about the abuse. I was used to it from Grandpa Estey!

Grandpa Estey was named after a piano. 

In many ways he was like a piano, in that he was loud, difficult to move (stubborn), fun, expressive, and...you don't wanna hear about my grandpa when it's such a zip-a-dee-doo-dah day!!

A day to run around outside, splash in some water, visit your neighbors, even if they don't want you to visit them, ring some bells, sing some songs and skip the light fandango!!!

Of course, I'm not gonna do all that stuff, because I can't run anymore, I don't like splashing in water, I'm too shy to visit my neighbors, I don't want to get arrested for ringing bells and violating some noise ordinance, I can't remember the words to songs like I used to, and I definitely cannot dance, which is what skipping the light fandango means...I think.

On the other hand...YOU CAN DO ALL THESE THINGS...I hope! If you can, go ahead and do them, before you can't! Take my worm for it!! 

We Are Living In Historical Times...Yay!

One of the positive thangs about 2020 is the fact that we are living in hysterical, I mean historical times!

Maybe even more historical than when the Spanish Flu devastated the world in 1918! 

In 1918 they did not have the rioting, destroying statues, high murder rates, toilet paper shortages, coin shortages, A.O.C. , a despised president (Woodrow Wilson was kinda hated by some, but not as bad as D.J. Trump), a sports ban, and too many things that we don't have time to mention!

Woodrow Wilson. Such a kind face. 

Don't quote me on what they didn't have in 1918, because I'm just winging it, with absolutely no evidence! Kind of like politicians do.

Anyway, we have amazing bragging rights, in that we lived through "hard times" in 2020 (we hope)! Something historians will recount FOREVER!! See how tough we are? We're like the old pioneers who traversed an untamed American landscape in their covered wagons, or Lewis and Clark, who paved the way for folks who took away the Native American lands, when they "squatted" (don't like that word) wherever they wanted in Indian Territory, and blew away any of the native tribes that tried to stop them! 

Ironically, Sacagawea was immensely helpful to Lewis and Clark, and didn't have a clue she was contributing to the 99% destruction of her people all across the American landscape! (Whoops! I already used American landscape and I hate being redundant) How's about, all across the American planes! (However, this was before Orville and Wilbur invented planes...so how's about all across the American PLAINS!)

The point is, we are all gonna be in the history books and can tell everyone we meet, we lived through the most perilous time in history! (A slight exaggeration, but we need to make the story interesting for our great grandkids)

I did not know it would take worldwide pestilence and disasters to put me in the history books, but I'll take it!!

Out Of This World Wednesday

Time Tunnel Tribulation!

As our great Glirkazoid "gang of two" enter the time tunnel, to traverse the time/space continuum. and travel to the year 2020 to correct a plague-like disease, racial unrest, governmental impotence, and too many disasters to list in this short blog posting, we experience the, uh...experience of traveling through time!

Gary - "I feel tingly all over, Rosie!"

Rosie - "I don't. We are not supposed to feel tingly until exiting from the time portal!"

Gary - "Time PORTAL? I thought this was a time TUNNEL!"

Rosie - "Just a matter of semantics, Gary, but you should not feel tingly yet!"

Def: Have you ever heard someone say, "That's just semantics?" Basically, they're saying you're picking apart the meaning of a word to draw a different conclusion but it all means the same thing. ... Semantics is the study of the relationship between words and how we draw meaning from those words.

Gary - "I wonder if the tingly feeling is from the 6 bottles of Purple Glirf I drank a few minutes ago, with just a touch of Backactus Juice in each bottle?"

Rosie -"Surely it is, you dumb bunny!"

Gary - "I'm not a dumb bunny, and don't call me Shirley!"

At that precise moment our diminutive duo (Glarkazoids are only 6 inches tall...max) begin to experience their molecules separating, bouncing around the "time tube" (another way of describing the time portal...first uttered by the co-inventor of the time tunnel...Gleek Yaglipsor), and seeing all the past moments of time pass before them, like a documentary on steroids!

Rosie - "Look, Gary! Glirkazoid history is passing before us at a high rate of speed! Here is where the Glirkazoids were enslaved by the evil Kriswalkinians!"

Image of evil Kriswalkinian leader, Wilbur Turnblad!

Gary -"Yeah! And we never received reparations from them!"

Rosie - "How could we receive reparations, after we rebelled, escaped from our chains, and emulsificated their whole Kriswalkian population?"

Example of emulsification above↑ 

Gary - "Excellent point, Rosie! Looky dare! The point in history where Glirkazoid founders located the planet, Glirka, and made it our home! Who are all those inhabitants greeting our Glirkazoid ancestors? We were taught that Glirka was uninhabited at it's discovery. What happened to the native folks of Glirka?"

Rosie - "Uh, well, I think we don't want to know, buddy."

Gary - "I want to know!! Why don't our history files teach this? I'm going to take this up with the Supreme Council when..."

Instantly, Rosie and Gary begin to float in a swirling mix of colors, their sparkling molecules start to reform, and they get an overpowering, tingling feeling as they come to the end of the "time highway!"

Oh, what will befall our Glirkazoid pals as they experience the trials and tribulations of Earth in 2020?

Will they conquer the pestilence, pain, suffering, hatred, bigotry, virtue signaling, fat shaming, phone addiction, nastiness, and texting while driving, so prevalent in 2020 on Earth?

Join us in the next episode of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, to satisfy your burning curiosity!!!!!