Wednesday, January 16, 2013

MY SCARIEST BLOG EVER (FOR REAL)

VIEWER DISCRETION STRONGLY ADVISED

Remember when you learned there is no Santa Claus ?
How did you feel? Shocked? Sad? Depressed? Violated?

Well, I felt all those things, and more, when I stumbled across these photos on the enter-knet!

I'm not even sure if they're real, but they have to be!
They're on the enter-knet for goodness sakes!

These horrifying pictures literally made me puke from disgust and ab-whore-enz!

Disclaimer: If you still desire to continue on looking at this horrifying blog, the creator of said blog is in no way responsible for any lingering, traumatic effects upon your love of movies/ movie stars/ fan magazines/ Entertainment Tonight/ The Oscar Presentation/ and any miscellaneous and sundry movie/T.V. related information! 
BURMA SHAVE

I really hope I've prepared you for this frightening journey into the depths of desception and total manipulation of our innocent brain cells, and sheer ugliness!

HERE IT BE!!!!

   Cameron Diaz?   HUH?    Is this for real?                






This can't be Goldie Hawn! Goldie is adorable, right?  I used to sit on the sofa and watch her on "Laugh In," and she was super cute, and oh my!

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      You won't guess this in a billion years!
                       HEIDI KLUM                  
    Remember the enter-knet never lies!

     OH my God!! Heather Locklear? Noooooo!!!

 J Lo! Where'd you go! Really not too bad, for    my low standards!

               Pretty woman?                                          

  Katie Holmes, looking like my aunt Margie! 

   The lovely and delicious, Katie Perry?

Now how long has it been since "Friends?"

Hannah Montana, eat your heart out!

  Sorry, but I didn't notice the first picture!

Renee Zellweger, the name fits the face now!

SEE! You didn't believe me and went ahead and gazed at these visions of "mugliness," and now you are deviated from the "Norm."
    I really think he's cuter than Miley Cyrus!!!

To all my blog readers who never comment, like the GREAT MARTY WOMBACHER always does, do not be afraid, it's okay to comment, OKAY?
BI!!!

2 comments:

  1. As Count Floyd once said, "Scary stuff, kids...owwoooooo!" I once saw Cameron Diaz in person in New York and that photo is just how she looked! Amazing what miracles they can perform with Photoshop! Always love the Burma Shave moment!

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    1. Marty Wombacher,
      I don't want you to feel obligated to always comment on my blog, but man it feels great to have one of my idols say something about my silly writings!
      You are a righteous soul indeed!
      Thank you!

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