OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAYS

For 2013 years now, since the Glirkazoids crash landed on this planet we like to call earth, they have been working their little pharters off to help us develop a higher level of technology, peace, love, happiness, contentment, and good stuff like that!

It goes without saying that we earthlings have taken the technology part and ran with it!

As for the peace/love stuff, we have failed them miserably!

The Glirkazoids landed at the same time as Jesus,

They wanted to help us,

They tried hard to please us.

They taught us great things ,

That were simply terrific,

Amazing cool wonders,

But let's be specific.

Bicycles, banjos, and sweet bubble gum,

That's what they created ,

So we could have fun!

Candy canes, crayons, and small wind up toys,

Barbies for girls,

And baseballs for boys.

(They were gender specific)

They thought, if they could,

Make all earth folk happy,

To thus end their wars,

Which make life really crappy.

They gave us computers, and one Smother's brother,

It was Tommy who taught us,

To laugh at each other.

They guided our most favorite people of peace,

Like Gandhi, and King, and Mother Terese...a.

But we did not learn from all of their wisdom,

That's why they will bring a great cataclysm!

Not sudden destruction and fire from above,

No, the Glirkazoids bring us a shower of love.

Even though we are stubborn and always rebel,

They don't want us to suffer like we were in hell.

They bring us pure joy, 

And want no more pouting,

They want no more fighting,

They want no more shouting.

You might think it's strange,

And maybe quite odd,

But don't they remind you,

Of someone named God?!

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