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Thursday, May 30, 2013

THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY

I usually have a vague idea of what I'm going to write about, but sometimes I have no idea. Like now.

However, I always seem to come up with something to say, that I think is really interesting by the time I'm finished writing.

What to write? What to write?

Okay, it's thoughtful Thursday, so I need to write something thoughtful.

I don't feel thoughtful.

I actually feel kind of tired and irritated tonight.

You see, it's really not Thursday at all.

It's Wednesday night.

I usually write my blog (at least most of it) the night before.

Madness Music Monday on Sunday night, Travelin' Tuesday on Monday night, and so on and so forth.

If this is boring you, just stop reading and turn on the T.V.

Go ahead, because I'm bored stiff myself.

It's funny, I act like millions of people are gonna read my profound worms, and everything needs to be just perfect so I don't let down my vast audience!

I don't have a vast audience, I don't even have a half vast audience!

You may remember that a few weeks ago I was gonna give up writing this blog because only "The Wonderful Wombacher" and the beautiful and mysterious "Yellow Rose Of Texas"made comments on it, even though I was getting many more views than just those two saintly people.

Well, hell...when I announced I was thinking about shutting down my blog, a number of people "came out of the woodwork" and told me they loved my blog but just didn't like to comment.

I guess that's true 'cause they still don't make any cock-a-doodie comments!

I use the term "cock-a-doodie" when I'm upset, because that's the word Kathy Bates used in the terrifying movie "Misery" when SHE was upset, and it still sends chills up my spine (or is it DOWN my spine) when I think about it!

Where was I?

Oh, yeah...my Yorkie...Benji.

Will he never stop peeing!

That cock-a-doodie pup NEEDS to go out every two hours, and I take him on a twenty minute walk each time, where he pees and pees and pees and pees on EVERYTHING!

Then, he comes back in the house and pees on his pee pads that we have to put down, because he would pee on the carpet if they weren't there!

The cock-a-doodie little cur!!

On the other hand, he's worth it, because he's so stinking adorable!

See for yourself:

Now, come on, I'm not one to bring politics in to my blog, but don't you think Obama looks like Alfred E. Newman? Be honest!

Okay, here I am driving a bunch of my family members on a long trip, and I'm tired and need someone to talk to me, and keep me awake and alert, so that everyone gets to the destination in a safe manner!

Riiiight?!!

Wrong!! Everyone is on their stupid electronical devices, texting, or on line, or playing a COCK-A-DOODIE game designed to make COCK-A-DOODIE beeping sounds, to drive me, the innocent driver... NUTS!!