OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

It was about a billion trillion years ago when a cute little baby was born on the massive planet of Glirka, in the Fluvoximine star system.

Well, he was not "born," exactly. Glirkazoid babies are found by their mommies under cabbage leaves.

That must be where the story started.

His parents named him, Glipx222^_^ ***♪♫zipzabib.

They called him Gary, for short.

Like all Glirkazoid children, Gary was fully grown in 3 hours. Fully grown for a Glirkazoid is 4 inches tall...max!

He was not anything special at first. He could jump 100 futs above the planet's surface, like the average Glirkazoid, wrestle and pin an enormous dragoon beast in 30 seconds, run at the speed of lice (and they have some pretty fast lice on Glirka), and lift one of the 2 million pound diamonds that clutter the sidewalks of the planet.

Just a plain, ordinary Glikazoid...except for one thing!

Gary was PURE IN HEART!

Gary was trained in all of the ancient disciplines of the Master, Gung Poo.

He was taught "brain retransposition," where a Glirkazoid "master" can switch his brain with another being to learn everything in the lifeform's mind. 

The only drawback is that the creature then learns everything in the Glirkazoid's mind. (Kind of like a mental Mexican standoff)

Another ancient discipline is the art of time travel, that Gary really loved, because it was so much fun, and a real "rush!"

Gary also became a master of the ancient martial art of "keek-yo-bot," that would be indispensable to him in the future.

Gary did not realize that he was destined to be one of the greatest warriors, leaders, philosophers, and cool dudes in the whole zillion year history of Glirka!

About this same time, on the other side of Glirka, another adorable Glirkazoid baby was born/found under a cabbage leaf, a little girl. Her parents named her, Glrrrl((()))##++yowow77.

They called her Yellow Rose, for short.

THAT'S IT?!! WE WANT MORE! YOU CAN"T JUST LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THAT!!

Sure I can! 

See ya next week!