OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

As you may not recall, Gounderus was one of the captives released (through the valiant efforts of Gary and Rosie) from the pupunite mines on the planet of Zaddy-Oh, along with Manolis, Kate and Rhymesauce. 

Goundy (as all his fans like to call him) had resumed his magnificent career of entertaining creatures throughout the endless universe, and making them laugh so hard they would involuntarily fart! (This is considered the sincerest form of flattery to a inter-galactic comic.) 

No guy can listen to this without laughing!

Apart from making trillions of pazoozas (interplanetary currency), Gounderus LOVED making creatures laugh and fart! 

It was not uncommon for inhabitants of a far away planet to walk past a gigantic stadium, sniff, and exclaim, "Gounderus must have performed here!"

He was not unlike the ancient, legendary performer...Daveman, who made the audience laugh so much they would pee their pants! 

We now zoom in on a super gigantic theatre, floating in mid-aire, and bathed in colored lights of blue, purkle, organdy, teal, esmerelda, and lavender...and then we magically zoom through the roof of the theatre, down the red carpeted hallway, and through the door of Goundy's dressing room...where we find him practicing one of his classic bits...

Click on this bit! Jerry Lewis stole this from Gounderus!

Gounderus - (Talking to his makeup girl...who, incidentally, looks like Cheeky Tam)

 "Makeup girl...am I paying you enough? I don't want anyone to be unhappy."

Makeup girl - "Are you kidding me, Goundy? You pay me millions of pazoozas! Not only do you pay me big bucks, but you make me laugh! Pfffffffaaaaaart! 

Gounderus - "That was a mighty fart, makeup girl! Thanks for the compliment!"

Makeup girl - "No probleemo...it's a pleasure to work for the greatest comedian and thespian in the universe!"

Gounderus - "I may be the greatest comedian, but I'm no thesbian...I think only women can be thespians...and only if they don't like men.

No matter...my show starts in 5 parsecs, and I need my alone time until then.

The makeup girl scampers away, and Gounderus is left alone in his ornate, comedy themed dressing room, that is decorated with ancient photos of Red Skelton, Charlie Chaplin, Lucille Ball, Emmett Kelly, Magnus The Marvelous, Buster Keaton, Monty Python, and Daws Butler.

Gounderus hears a noise coming from the closet! A very strange, eerie noise...

What could be making this noise?

Is it something cute and innocent?

Maybe it's something so horrible, ugly, and monstrous that you will not EVEN want to read OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, next week!

Taa! 

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

This particular blog post is for Cheryl (Rosie), and Gary Merritt!

Our Glirkazoid friend, Gary, is beginning to awaken from his little "nap," caused by the exploding coffee maker!

Gary - "Rosie! Rosie! I've got to find Rosie! I'll set the Silver Sausage spazeship on auto pilot, and take the shuttle craft to find my fine friend!

In the meantime, Rosie has escaped from the evil Killbilleruns, commandeered their shuttle craft, and is only 2 parsectians away from the Silver Sausage! 

As soon as Gary takes off from the Silver Sausage, on one side of the spazeship, Rosie is docking on the other side of the ship, and they don't see each other! 

Rosie enters the break room and finds all of the debris from the coffee maker explosion, but no Gary!

Then she notices that the shuttle craft is gone, and realizes Gary has gone out to look for her!

We are now back to Gary in his little shuttle craft...

Gary - (Breaks out in song...sung to the tune of Camp Town Ladies)
♪♪Zooming out to find Ro-sie...doo daa, doo daa,
Gonna set my buddy free...Oh, daa doo, daa day!♪♪
♪We've been through so much together...doo daa, doo daa,
Destroyed mean beasts in nasty weather...Oh, daa doo, daa day!♪♪
♪Gwine fly all night, gwine fly all day,
Bet my money on my Rosie girl,
♪♪Somebody bet on my bae!♪♪

Gary suddenly remembers that he forgot his trusty emulsificator weapon, and turns the ship around to grab it off the Silver Sausage.

We now focus our attention on Rosie, standing amid wet coffee grounds, coffee maker parts, chicken feathers?

Rosie - (Breaks out in song...sung to the tune of "I Love Her," by the Beatles)

♪My Gary is a flub, he's such a goofball,
Some say that he's a dud, and he is too small...but I love him!♪♪

♪Bright are the stars that shine,
Gary is dimmer, but he is truly mine,
♪My little glimmer...and I love him!♪♪

♪That Glirkazoid makes big mistakes,
But my heart aches when he's missing!♪

♪♪ I need to find my bae,
That's what I'll do now,
Although he's far away,♪
I'll reach him somehow...And I love him!♪♪

Gary - "Hi, Rosie!" 

Rosie - "Gary! How long have you been back?"

Gary - "Just got here, Rosie. What were you singing?"

Rosie - "Oh...uh... just an...um... old Glirkazoidian folk song."

Gary - "Cool! Well, we're both tired, so we need to go to our bunks and get some rest."

Rosie - "Yeah...uh...right...okay...well, good night my friend!"

Gary - "Goodnight, buddy!" (Gary singing very softly as he walks to his quarters) 

♪Bright are the stars that shine,
Gary is dimmer, but he is truly mine,
♪My little glimmer...

Judge me by my size...do you?

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When we last visited our super duper Glirkazoids, Rosie and Gary, Rosie had escaped from her Killbillerun guards, and Gary had blown up the coffee maker! 

Rosie felt a disturbance in "da forz," and knew Gary was in deep trouble! 

She needed to free herself from the black, shark-like, Killbillerun spazeship, to render aid to her lifelong buddy! 

The scene now changes to the break room of the Silver Sausage spazeship, where Gary is lying on the deck, covered in coffee grounds!

Gary - "Where I am? Wuzz jus hoppen?"

Gary was still a bit disoriented, and talking kinda silly-like!

Gary - "Me gotta getz de-coffeenated, and gets go Wozie!" (Then he passes out)

In the meantime, Rosie has disabled the enemy spazeship, commandeered a shuttle craft, and is making her way back to her beloved, Gary! 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Gary opens his eyes for a moment, and goes back to sleep.

Through the indescribable beauteousness, and immense, dark vastness of outer spaze, sweet Rosie circumvents all sorts of space junk, asteroids, meteors, evil alien spazeships, and spaze monsters to return to her little green friend, Gary! 

Rosie - "I'm worried 'bout my Gary,

                                    I hope that he's okay,

                  I'm traveling at warp speed,

                  To try and save my bae.

                  I hope that he's still breathing,

                  And not in rigor mortis,

                  I know I'm going very fast,

                  But feel like I'm a tortoise!"

What's gonna happen, folks? 

Will the Silver Sausage go down, with no one at the controls?

Will Rosie find her "bae," before it's too late?

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OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

There are no pictures of Gary crying...but this is close enough, me thinks!

Great big tears are dropping from Gary's great big eyes, as he watches the Spaze Surveillance video, where an innocent, unsuspecting Rosie, is snapped up by an enormous, claw-like thing, protruding from a super-gynormous spazeship, that looks kinda like a black, ugly shark! 

Poor, poor Rosie was taking a brief spaze walk, and viewing the magnificent, brilliant universe, when this dastardly, black spazeship creeps up behind her, snips her tether cord with this claw-like thingy, grabs her, and brings her into the ugly spazeship, kicking and screaming!!

Gary - (Sobbing now) "Bwaaaaah, Bwaaaa...ah...ah..ah...aaaaaaah!!!!!

"Rosie!!! Where have they taken you, my lifelong friend?!!! 

"I...(sob, sob)...need...(sob,sob)...to get a hold of my...(sob,sob,sob) self...so I...(sob) can find my buddy!!"

Now we get a glimpse inside of the dark, menacing spazeship, where Rosie is chained to a bulkhead (wall), and is  still kicking and screaming, and not hiding her feelings...

Rosie - "Wait 'till I get my hands on you lizard lipped, goggle eyed, moronic, mutant, Ferrengi faced, lopsided, stinking, sons-of-Bogdonian Blob Beasts!"

Actually, Rosie has been abducted by the evil Killbilleruns, who enjoy abducting innocent, female space creatures, and using them for their favorite sport that they call, "The Full Games!" (Kind of like "The Hunger Games", but totally different!)
Little do they know that Rosie ain't as innocent as they think she is! NO WAY...NO HOW!!

Meanwhile...back on the Silver Sausage spazeship...

Gary - (Talking to himself) "Okay...okay...I have to THINK...and I HATE thinking! 
"That dirty black spazeship that captured Rosie was a Class 676...sub class, 49B...888-3678...;;;...moon equipped...7th Sojourn...model Qz010p2yfff...I THINK...and I REALLY HATE THINKING THIS HARD!
"I'll just send the video to Glirkazoid Headquarters, and let them figure it out!"

As Gary is Glee-mailing the video to Headquarters, we look back in on Rosie, who has already freed herself from her restraints, and disabled her two, enormous, Killbillerun guards by fusing them together with her powerful brain! (They will automatically un-fuse in 48 hours)

Back on the Silver Sausage, Gary is making coffee, and awaiting instructions from H.Q.

Gary - "What are these little paper baskets for? (Gary mutters to himself) I don't need them to make coffee! (He throws them in the trash) Now, how many scoops of Java should I put in this contraption...hmmm? "♪One...two...three...♪...this is taking too much time! (So, Gary pours the whole can of coffee into the shiny contraption) 

"Yeah...that seems about right...that's the ticket!!"

Gary turns on the coffee maker, and it begins to sputter, spurt, vibrate, gyrate, smoke, fume, bounce around the ship, and then...and then...

Rosie feels a disturbance in "da-forz," sensing something is wrong with Gary!

Join us for the next OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, NEXT WEEK, ON WEDNESDAY, TO FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR BRAVE, FEARLESS, COMPADRES! 

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When Rosie and Gary are not busy saving alien worlds, bringing peace to the universe, emulsificating wicked monsters, and doing all the things that super heroes normally do...they like to relax with a Dos Equis! 

Gary - "Rosie, do you think I'm the most interesting man in the world?"

Rosie - "Well, Gary...first of all, you're not a man...you're a Glirkazoid. 

"Secondly, we have lived on many worlds, so you need to specify which world you're talking about.

"Thirdly, I would never use interesting to describe you, because interesting doesn't do you justice. You are more along the lines of wacky, or maybe madcap might be a better description."

Gary - "Wacky?! Madcap?! I resemble those descriptions of me!!" 

Rosie - "Don't you mean you resent those descriptions of you?"

Gary - "Yeah! That, too!!"

Rosie - "Oh, brother! Maybe you need to ditch the Dos Equis and go to bed."

Gary - "I tink I doul dat, Wosie! Nigh, night!"

Rosie - "Goodnight, Gary! Don't let the "spacebugs" bite!"

Gary staggers off to his "berthing space" to go beddy bye, and Rosie decides to take a little "spaze walk" around their Silver Sausage spazeship, before retiring for the night.

A "spaze walk" is not really walking at all, but floating around, gazing at the beauteous universe,whilst tethered to the ship. 

This always helps Rosie to sleep.

This is NOT Rosie, but it gives you the idea.

THIS is Rosie!

The scene now changes from little Rosie floating around in the beautific backdrop of spaze, to Gary waking up the next morning with a gigantic hangover! 

Gary - "Rosie! I don't smell any coffee, Rosie! You've been making coffee every morning for the last few thousand qwellerrounds, and now you decided to sleep in?"

Gary knocks on Rosie's door, enthusiastically!

Gary -  "Rosie! Wake up, you slacker! I needs me coffee, you scallywag! Ha Ha Ha! Just kidding, Rosie, but I have a humongous hangover, and would you PLEASE make your delicious coffee before my brain explodes!

"Are you mad at me, girl? Why aren't you answering?"

Gary opens the door very slowly, peeks inside, and begins to whisper Rosie's name.

Gary - "Rosie? Rosie? Are you okay? It's dark in here, and I can't see much of anything, Rosie! Then Gary discovers....

ROSIE'S BUNK IS EMPTY!!!!!!

Gary searches the entire Silver Sausage spazeship...the bridge...the galley, the "head"(bathroom)...the holodeck...the gym...the Olympic sized swimming pool...the soccer field...the auditorium...the movie theater...the bowling alley...the 18 hole golf course...and then it hits him like a ton of asteroids!...Rosie must have taken her nightly spazewalk...and the door must have locked behind her, so she couldn't get back in! That's gotta be it!!

Gary looks out the porthole of the ship, and a cold chill runs up and down his little spine!!!

ALL HE SEES IS THE LOOSE TETHER, WITH NO ROSIE ON THE END!!!!!

Where could she have gone, in this deep, dark, uncharted vastness of outer spaze?!!!

Join us for more chilling, mysterious, uh...STUFF...in next week's

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!