To Listen Or Not To Listen...
That Is The Question?
It's long been known that my musical talent far exceeds the musical talent of a chimpanzee, or an earthworm!
Which means I'm kinda an expert on music, singing, songwriting, music videos, and ALL things music related in this 21st century fox.
I know what you're thinking, folks. You're thinking, "Danny, you really ain't THAT good! We've heard your music, heard you sing, and seen your music videos, and they're okay, but nothing spectacular."
Okay? You mean like in those AT&T Wireless commercials where someone says they're just "okay?"
Here is the problem with you guys, You haven't heard ENOUGH of my music to understand it's timeless, Beethoven-like musicality and richness.
Well, let me remedy that today! After this, you'll exclaim, "Wow! I have NEVER heard any music like this in all my born days!"
Please click on the link that's underneath these words, to hear a whole playlist of my phenomenal music, one after another...
Wasn't that inspiring? What do you mean, you didn't have time to listen to the whole playlist? Would you tell Mozart you didn't have time to listen to his playlist? Heck no!
Do ya like country music? If you do, I know you can spare a few hundred minutes to listen to the country music playlist of my neo-classic, original country songs by clicking on the link directly below...
Which song was your favorite? What? You refrained from listening to my country playlist as well? Tell me this, would you refrain from listening to Hank Snow's playlist? Of course not! What does old Hank have that I don't? Talent? Very funny! (Yes, I know Hank's deceased, but so is Wolfgang, but they both have playlists somewhere)
Hank Snow...No relation to Jon Snow
Here is your final chance, gang, the link that is coming up next is for the playlist that contains all of my BEST songs, if you pass this one by, you may regret it for the rest of your life...or maybe not.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for those who refuse to take part in this musical experiment if they go stark raving mad, begin to howl at the moon, start listening to 8 tracks, pick their noses in public places (if they don't do it already), eat Grape Nuts cereal without milk, get abducted by aliens, suffer from a nasty rash, become addicted to tin foil, and any or all unspeakably uncomfortable things we are not authorized to mention on a Thursday afternoon.
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