Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracies!
The conspiracy theorists are running rampant in the shadow of the coronavirus pandemic!
Having a deadly pandemic is not scary enough for them. They need to add more layers of fear to heighten to panic level!
Here are a few COVID-19 conspiracy theories for your perusing...
1. There is a civilization ending asteroid heading for earth, so THEY are faking the coronavirus epidemic to keep everybody inside, where we can't see it coming...to prevent total chaos!
1. The world leaders have been contacted by outer space aliens, who are planning to land 100,000 of their landing pods on Independence Day, 2020. So, the world leaders are trying to reduce "total chaos," by keeping the vast majority of us inside, by way of the COVID-19 scare, so we don't witness the frightening,
3. The abused animals of this planet (namely, BATS) have finally evolved enough to seek revenge on the cruel human race, and have bio-techno-illogically released this nasty virus, via bat flatulence, to eliminate the entire population of the whole dang world!
4. Toilet paper companies engineered the virus for reasons we know all too well!!
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5. The commies, in an attempt to destroy religion, developed the coronavirus to stop folks from worshiping!
That ain't gonna work!
What COVID-19 conspiracies have YOU heard about!
What conspiracies can you make up, to add to the list?
Oh the list is to long
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