Read This Blog If You Want To Live
We ALL remember that cool line from The Terminator movies, don't we?
Arnold (Terminator) holds out his mighty hand to Linda Hamilton (Sarah Conner) and says, "Come with me if you want to live."
Okay, she had a real conundrum goin' on here. Should she go with the dude who seriously tried to kill her in the past, or stay where she was and get kilt by someone or someTHING else!
Ponder that for a while.
Enough pondering!
Most of you are wondering, I perceive, how reading this blog will help you survive, right? Right?
It won't. I just used that make believe movie jargon type title, to once again lure you all into my web of all things ridiculous and nonsensical.
If that's wrong...then I don't wanna be right!!
The most important thing we need to discuss is that NEW UFO sighting over New Mexico!!
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We can't help but be concerned over the vast amounts of UFO encounters of the 1st kind in recent months.
A close encounter occurs within 500 feet of an observer. In a close encounter of the first kind a UFO is seen but no interaction with the environment is observed. In the second kind, physical effects are observed like vegetation being pressed down or tree branches being broken. In the third kind, the presence of "occupants" in or about the UFO is reported.
If you are worried, then READ THIS BLOG IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!
Looks as if we've come full circle...like Jen Psaki!
1. You'll need gobs of tin foil. Aliens may be able to penetrate titanium, but NOT TIN FOIL!
2. Don't look up at the night sky. The UFO crew can suck out your diminutive brains!! (by their standards)
3. Nay say a negative word about invaders from space, monsters, greys or grays, mutilation, abduction, or Jimmy Carter! Lest you be singled out as a rebellious lout by these horrible creatures.
lout
/lout/
noun
- an uncouth and aggressive man or boy."drunken louts"
4. Eat tons of Milky Way candy bars for more protection of your fragile bodies! Milky Way bars are in reality, prophylactics against alien death rays...created by a turn of the century (20th century) scientist, Frank C. Mars! Get it? Mars? Milky Way...GALAXY? Come on! That is NOT a coincidence, folks!!!
In conclusion, I surmise you now, FULLY understand how reading this blog is a life saving measure!!
You're velcome!!
A husband and wife were flying to Hawaii on vacation.
The wife insisted that the state is pronounced HaWaii, while the husband believed it is pronounced HaVaii.
As they departed the plane, they saw a dark skinned man greeting the passengers by putting a leis around each person's neck.
The husband asked the greeter, "How do you pronounce the name of this state?"
The greeter said, "Havaii."
The man smirked at his wife, then told the greeter, "thank you!"
The greeter replied, "you're velcome!!
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