Friday, March 5, 2021

Friday Fun Facts For Freaky Folks!!

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1. A group of five living ex-Presidents of The U.S. of A. is called an Executive Codger.

2. The Mars rover has found the ancient remains of 222 giant chickens that roamed the planet some 39 trillion years ago. They averaged 35 feet tall and weighed 100 tons. No ancient KFC ruins were discovered...ANYWHERE!

This is a smaller earth chicken that can still be found in Texas.

3. Elon Musk has developed a proto-type automobile that runs on fairy dust. He just needs about a billion fairies to grind into dust, to jump start the program.

4. The Gov of Texas has just declared his state "mask free!" Now, who's gonna tell Zorro and the Lone Ranger?

5. Did you know seeing two squirrels running up and down a tree brings good luck, but if your eyesight is failing and they are actually beavers, you are cursed for 6.5 years of having to use Ipana tooth paste!

6. In America we drive on the right and in England they drive on the left, HOWEVER, in Lower Bosgolvia they compromise by letting the population decide which side to travel. Recent census of Bosgolvia reveals a 200% drop in citizens since compromise was announced.

7. A recent study of dogs and cats shows that they both have common evolutionary ancestors. Both species out of one family... who were constantly at each others throats.

8. A common house fly is more intelligent than the all of the governmental leaders in all the world. But you already knew that.

9. If people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, and people who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glass, what shouldn't people in straw houses throw? Right! Giant chickens!