Out Of This World Wednesday
Traveling through the dark, vast recess of spaze...
Different kind of recess.
...our little Glirkazoid galaxy gliders are transmigrating themselves to the trashy planet of Z70 to clean up da plaze!
Gary - "Rosie, have you noticed that spaze traffic is about a billion times worse than it used to be? We almost got rear-ended by that spaze junker a moment ago!!"
Rosie - "The spaze traffic is not any worse than back in the 60's, bubblehead! It's your non-defensive driving that's getting worse!!"
Gary - "Are you talkin' 'bout the 10,060's or the 22, 060's?"
Rosie - "BOTH, KNUCKLEHEAD!! It's your reckless operation of the Silver Sausage spazeship that makes it...."
At that exact instant, a gigantic Z70 warship looms over them, like a big duck looms over a June bug!!!
A Z70, class A, warship is the ugliest spazeship in the universe! Looking like a 20th century garbage scow from the polluted planet of Perth I mean, Earth!
Rosie - "We know why you're here, Capt. John Filthy McNasty! You are here to destroy us, because you must have found out we will be turning your population into super-goats to eat your disease laden litter, and even though we will be changing you back to the creatures you were, it ticks you off that we're meddling into your affairs...right?"
Z70 Warship Capt. - "No. Not really. We are the Z70 "welcome wagon" officials, who usually bring really nice gifts to visitors from other worlds, but since you just let it slip that you're gonna turn us into goats, we will be forced to emulsificate the Silver Sausage and it's inhabitants in a totally defensive response."
"By the way, how did you know my secret name?"
Gary - "Your name is no secret, dufus! John Filthy McNasty has become infamous for being the dirtiest, slimiest, maggot-like, ugliest Capt. in the 222nd sector!"
John Filthy McNasty - "Why, THANK YOU!! Of course, we're still emulsificating you, so prepare to die!!!
Conundrum..meaning...
1a : an intricate and difficult problem He is faced with the conundrum of trying to find a job without having experience. b : a question or problem having only a conjectural answer …
It's like that old saying, "no good deed goes unpolished!"
Our Glirkazoid do-gooders want to help the folks on Z70, by eliminating their habitual hoarding habit...but the guardians of Z70 are willing to fight for the right to litter day and night!
Come next time to enjoy the FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!!!!
Or not.
play ground time !!
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