I AM SO EXCITED I COULD PUKE!!!

Next month I am meeting the most famous dude you could ever imagine, and I'm thrilled to the gills!!!

Wanna guess who? 

 Charlie Sheen? 

No, better than him!

Monty Python?

How many times do I have to tell you that Monty Python is not............alive anymore!

Freddy Mercury?

Freddy Mercury was the name of a band, not a real dude, dude!

Okay, think of someone who invented a popular game, and appeared on the Today Show!

Monty Hall?

NO! This guy actually met Carl Bernstein!

Bob Woodford?

Woodward, Woodward, and NO not him!!!

Have you ever heard of "99 Beers Off The Wall?"

Sure...♫

If you start singing I'll kill you dead!

Uh, I, well...

Nevermind!!! It's the Great  Marty Wombacher you ignorant son-of- bitch!!!!

Wow! Oh, man! He was the one who invented that super easy trivia game! I love him!

I thought I TOLD you he invented a game.

Yeah, but you didn't tell me it was THE game!

The only game I've ever won!!

ANYWAY, don't tell Marty I put this in my blog because he probably wants to keep this hush, hush, due to the paparazzi that follows him 24/7.

May I go with you?

HA! You must have a death wish, my man!

Can you drag yourself to 25 maggot infested bars in one night?

Well, I think...

Can you drink 27 bottles of Budweiser in a row without calling your mommy?

That would....

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight"...No, wait, I think Jack Nicholson said that in a Batman movie!

     Ever Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight

When you come back to me as a real man, with gold in your hand, I might consider dragging you along, but right now, "You can't handle the truth!"

NO! You are not yet able to walk with this icon pictured below!!!!!!

Now, for all you cats that think you'll find out where we gonna be , and try to mussle in on our  drinkin' jubilee, you best not mess wit Marty and Me!!

MY DOG BENJI IS MY BEST BUDDY

There he is in the picture. Isn't he cute? 

                                               BENJI                      
If you think he's NOT cute, please stop reading this now. 

           You have no soul!  

Quotes About Dogs                                      

Here is what children always say when they see Benji...Awww!

That is the proper, natural reaction to a little sweet doggie like  Benji The Wonder Dog...Awwwwwww!

                       Whatever you do, don't miss this clip!

Did you know that some people can walk past Benji and totally ignore him?

They must have had a lot of bad things happen to them in their lives. That's all I can figure. 
Nice people stop and talk baby talk to him, and rub him about the head, face and beard.

Come on! Look at that beautiful face!

Benji REALLY despises being alone, and wants to be with me or Donna at every single moment.


 That's okay with us because it's nice to be loved !

He goes totally bonkers when we come home, even if it's only been 10 minutes! He makes us feel like rock stars!

Benji loves taking his walks as much as he loves to eat!

He will jump on the bed at about 4:30 in the morning and begin to lick my face and eyes. It's the eye licking that really wakes me up!

He patiently stands still while I put his harness and leash on him, and he's out the door like a bullet!!

I really enjoy watching him poo-poo. It is sooo funny!
First he sniffs about a ten by ten section of the ground THROUGHLY (he always has a hard time choosing the exact, perfect spot), then he starts moving back and forth like a lion pacing in a cage, turns one or two circles, squats, and then let's it fly! 
 It's exactly the same way every time, unless he has to go really bad, and then he just squats and poops.

What? Too much info? Sorry!

I am so happy that one day God was in a good mood, and made dogs!

Benji forces me to take a LOT of walks every day (good for my health), he provides hours of hilarious entertainment (good for my soul), he cuddles with me in bed (makes us both feel secure), he's a great watchdog (barking at anything that bumps in the night); gives me someone to talk to when Donna is at work or away,  and never criticizes me for being fat!

He is my best friend! 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  ~Ben Williams

You dog lovers know exactly what I mean, don't you?

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.  ~Agnes Repplier

I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands.  When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat.  For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that.  ~W. Dayton Wedgefarth

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.  ~Corey Ford

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.  ~Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.  ~Author Unknown

Yeah, I know; my blog is usually very weird, dysfunctional and wacky, but I wanted to pay a tiny tribute to dogs for the mighty way they improve our lives every day, and especially to Benji, my best buddy! 

Benji and the Cricket

                      

                                                        

http://glirkazoid.blogspot.com/2013/01/theme-song-filled-with-evil-subliminal.html
CLICK ON ANY OR  ALL OF THE LINKS TO WATCH THIS MISSING BLOG POST!

SINCE I POSTED TWO VIDEOS THE OTHER DAY, SOME FOLKS MISSED THIS ONE, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T EXPECT DA BOTE UH DEM!

http://glirkazoid.blogspot.com/2013/01/theme-song-filled-with-evil-subliminal.html

CLICK ON ANY OR ALL OF THE LINKS TO WATCH THIS MISSING BLOG POST!

THE TITLE IS:
THE TRUTH ABOUT GILLIGAN'S ISLAND! 


Is the beloved T.V. show actually part and parcel of a diabolical conspiracy of such magnitude it will make you say, hmmmm?

CLICK ON ANY OR  ALL OF THE LINKS TO WATCH THIS MISSING BLOG POST!

http://glirkazoid.blogspot.com/2013/01/theme-song-filled-with-evil-subliminal.html

Was Gilligan's Island a propaganda tool that started the rebellion of hippies in the 60's?

http://glirkazoid.blogspot.com/2013/01/theme-song-filled-with-evil-subliminal.html

LICK ON ANY OR ALL OF THE LINKS TO WATCH THIS MISSING BLOG POST! Lick?

Would you have liked for Ginger to be sitting on your lap while Mary Ann was kissing you,  as Thurston and Lovey were handing you money, Gilligan was bringing you free cheeseburgers , the Skipper was repairing the Minnow , and The Professor was bulding you a "Mac" out of palm leaves and seashells?

Duh! Who wouldn't?

                   http://glirkazoid.blogspot.com/2013/01/theme-song-filled-with-evil-subliminal.html

CLICK ON ANY OR ALL OF THE LINKS TO WATCH THIS MISSING BLOG POST! 

THEY'RE BAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!

I was listening to the very honest and credible Greg and Dan 
Radio Show, when they started receiving calls about UFO'S 
over Manito, Illinois!! 

That's right folks, MANITO!!!



Why would self respecting "visitors from beyond" fly over a 

little, insignificant place like Manito? Hmmmm?



We will approach that question later, but in my curious 

investigation, I discovered that this phenomenon has 

happened many times over Manito.

UFO Sighting in Manito, Illinois, United States on Dec. 3, 2007
Bright orange spheres over central illinois. Letting dog outside. When I saw an orange flash (Thought it was a burning star that exploded) but then all around came white flashing lights that stayed for about five minutes then disappeared. Around two minutes later in the same location the orange glow came back in that same area followed by another miles away, that's when they both lit up three across in succession then faded to nothing and then disappeared. Very large. More people had to have seen it, the blacktop was busy. It looked as though it were pretty close to Manito. Never have seen anything like it before, very strange. Enough to make me report it.


UFO SIGHTING IN MANITO, ILLINOIS UNITED STATES ON APRIL 25, 1998

Sighting duration:5 minutes

Sighting date:April 25, 1998

Report date: Unknown

UFO appearance: formation

Description:

3 circular shaped ufo's changing formation more than 4 times, three friends saw three lights(I was one). We saw only one for a brief moment. It them split into two shapes, obviously disc like. They then merged and then formed three discs. They merged for the last time and disappeared in a huge flash. More people saw this that were not with us.large shrieking sound was emitted.

UFO Sighting in Manito, Illinois, United States on May 6, 1998

Sighting duration:Unknown

Sighting date: May 6, 1998

Report date: Unknown

UFO appearance: triangle

Description:

2 unknown flying objects moving, far too complex for a plane. There is no area around where missle's would be launched same as above.

What do they want? Are they here to help us or harm 

us? Are they cute like E.T., or horrible insect-like 

creatures like the ones in "Starship Troopers?"

BUT why Manito?

Here are some sane and logical reasons:

1. The unmatched bar scene and night life! 

http://www.westernillinois.worldweb.com/ManitoIL/RestaurantsBars/

2.  They are collecting blacktop. A priceless item for the survival of their species!  

Do they eat it? I don't know! This is all here say!

                                                        Blacktop Blues


3. The "llinois' Roswell " happened in Manito, when an out of this world space craft crashed into the high school gym, and the "creatures" mated with the beautiful, young aliens from outerspace that survived the crash, to form a new hybrid race of "Manitobians" who have powers and abilities far beyond the average Illinoisian!

Click on the link to enjoy pretty pictures, and a busy-ness link to mysteriously quaint Manito!
http://www.villageofmanito.com/bus_dir.asp

                                Creepy Ambient Space Music

http://ufospottings.com/locations/united-states/illinois/manito/

Marty, Marty, Watch This Video,

if you get tom. Hell, forget tom and watch it by yourself!!

                                                           Sarah-Marie

My Sweet Lovely YouTube Friend From  Norway!

Sarah-Marie (pronounced Saar-uh) is my beauteous,  talented , bilingual, funny YouTube buddy from Norway. She has 15 and a half MILLION views on her channel, but still takes the time to bother with a worm like me.

Here is the link to her channel:http://www.youtube.com/user/SaraMUSt?feature=g-subs-u

(Be careful, you may fall in love with her)

Now, she is an awesome singer, guitar player, pianist, lover of Muse, but in the video above she is using the recording of Tori Amos, singing "Happy Phantom." What an amazing song!

Anyway, since I try to make my blog as much about ME ME ME, as humanly possible, I want to share my tribute to Sara Marie, that doubles as my New Years resolution list.

Remember Sara-Marie with the 15 and a half MILLION views? 

She LOVED IT! I can't believe it, CAN YOU?

WOWIE ZOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, she is so gorgeous and popular and intelligent and bilingual and cool, that I NEVER thought she would like my cheap, crappy video!!

Okay, here it is, and you're gonna think, this is really bad, but since Sara (pronounced Saar-uh) loved it, who cares! Right?

Before you watch this, did you ever notice how an old, ugly, fart like me will still flirt with a beautiful young "chippy?" 

Isn't that sickening when you see that? 

Yeah, right, the ravishing beauty is gonna fall in love with the old coot because he's nice to her!

Of course, if the old codger has a few million dollars she might cuddle a bit, but sometimes that's all a wrinkled up old geezer can handle, anyway.

Where was I, oh yeah, my song and video. Here it is.

It is very esoteric, (just between Sara and me, and her 15 MILLION fans), so you may not understand that Sara wears a nose ring a lot, and she had asked her fans to send a video response to a question she asked about what we have planned for 2013 .

Are you ready? Here it is^

What? It wasn't so great? 

What difference does it make when Sara-Marie simply adored it! 

I wonder if she just feels sorry for me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb4_hHDAZQw&feature=youtu.be

Theme Song Filled With Evil Subliminal Messages

THE TRUTH ABOUT GILLIGAN'S ISLAND!!

It has been revealed to my staff that Bob Denver (AKA Maynard G. Krebs, & Gilligan) was a member of a wordwide anti-American organization, intent on the destruction of truth, justice and the American way!

Little did we know that this seemingly innocent series was designed to warp our brains in a very subtle way, bit by bit, until the feeble minded  would eventually come to depise their formerly beloved homeland! (Remember the anti-American rallies that happened while this series was running?)

Of course, these anti-war hippie freaks never realized how greatly they had been influenced by Gilligan's Island.

Let me make this so simple even you can understand.

Gilligan/Bob Denver, represented the downtrodden American masses that had been enslaved by ...Skipper Jonas Grumby/Alan Hale Jr., who symbolized the military industrial complex, that was in bed with...Professor Roy Hinkley/Russell Johnson,  picturing wicked scientific community, responsible for atomic weapons and chemical warfare, and would not exist if it wasn't for the money from...Thurston Howell III & Lovey Wentworth Howell/Jim Backus & Natalie Schafer, symbolizing greedy bankers and satan's stock market, that were REALLY manipulated by nasty sexy...Ginger Grant/Tina Louise, who portrayed all of the seductive, Jezabel  type of women who secretly work behind the scenes to destroy families, and industries, leaving poor, abused, working women like...Mary Ann Summers/Dawn Wells, who was really there because she was so cute and adorable!
This is just a teeny-weenie little sample of the thousands of subliminal anti-American messages that can be unearthed from "classic" T.V. of the 50's and 60's! What? You think America got this way on it's own? Whoa! You're not gullible, are ya, Einstein?!!

MY DREAMS ARE SO WEIRD

I have WeiRd DYSFUnctIoNal Dreams, and I want to share them with you, so you can tell me if I'm normal, or Bloomington-Normal.

Welcome To Bloomington-Normal!

This is a pretty cool video, but I read the back of my cereal box.

I never dream in color, do you? 

My dreams take place at night, or at least they are not very bright

  Like me!!

The faces are never clear, kind of blurry, and one person can change into another person while I'm talking to him/her.

I have a re-occuring dream where I own a big mansion on a beautiful lake, that has a secret tunnel that leads to a humongous mausoleum with giant Sphinx-like statues, that leads to an abandoned shopping mall. (You can't make this stuff up)

I can levitate myself off the ground and fly at will, why I keep dive bombing Will, I don't know!

I am back at Caterpillar, or Lukehart's Vending Company, or some other place that fired me, or I quit, and I can't keep up, or find my way around, and everyone thinks I'm a dud.

I come out of work, or the abandoned shopping mall, or mausoleum, and never can find my car, and if I do find my car, it turns into a motor scooter, or bicycle.

Young sexy women are willing to make "hoochiecoo" with me.

HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (breathe) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Relatives that have died are alive again, but I never remember they died many years ago. 

I can still run fast, even faster than a car.

I never have any money, just like when I'm awake.

I meet famous people from time to time, like Richie Havens, Rush Limbaugh, and Marty Wombacher.

Okay, Doc, Am I normal, or Bloomington Normal? 

Do my dreams sound out of the ordinary?

Do you have similar dreams?

(Yawn) I need to hit the hay, get some shut eye, and go beddy bye!

I am sore afraid!!!