OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
EPISODE TWO

Love of life.

The powerful transformation 

of something more relevant...more ALIVE.

Reaching out to grasp the 

stars, 

with the thrilling expectation

 of 

unending 

joy.

The revelation of the simple truth that giving to others 

is more 

valuable than the 

purest 

gold.

The spontaneous, thrilling, magnification of compassion, empathy, and perfect love.

All of the aforementioned are the attributes, goals, and desires of our great and fearless spaze cowboys...uh...I mean...cowboy and cowgirl...Gary and Rosie, who have just crashed landed on the nasty, undesirable planet of Pluberus...

PLUBERUS

Ancient Spaze Poem 
That Describes Pluberus

Pluberus is nasty,
Pluberus is icky,
Everything you touch there,
Is slimy, wet and sticky.

Everyone on Pluberus,
Is ugly, mean and cruel,
Their noses drip with snot,
And their lips all drip with drool.

The odor there on Pluberus,
Can make a piggy gag,
And loving kindness can't be found,
They just nag and nag and nag.

If you are a stranger,
 on Pluberus, you're sunk,
They'll hunt you down, immediately,
Just like a dirty skunk. 

So if you ever land on Pluberus,
Go ahead and have a cry,
'Cause if they get a hold of you,
You can kiss your arse goodbye!

Gary - "Out of all the trillions of miserable planets in the universe, 
and all the gin joints on all the asteroids that float in the darkest regions of spaze, we had to crash land on PLUBERUS!"

Rosie - "Well, let's look on the bright side, shall we? Okay, there is no bright side, but we've ALWAYS escaped impossible situations before, haven't we?"

Gary - "Yes, Rosie, but this time is different!"

Different?

What does Gary mean? 

Is this the end of our faithful warriors who fight for the downtrodden and disenfranchised?

What can possibly be on Pluberus that could defeat our dysfunctional duo?

Find the answers to these questions...and more...in next week's OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Rosie - (Sitting at the dashboard of the Silver Sausage Spazeship) "It looks like we're gonna be entering a big debris field, Gary! So hold on to your tussie!"

Gary - "I'm holding on to it, Rosie!"

Rosie - "I said, YOUR tussie, not mine, you...you...MALE!!"

Gary - "It was an honest mistake, Rosie. It's dark in outer spaze!"

Rosie - "Yeah, but it's not dark here in the COCKPIT! 

Gary starts laughing, hysterically.

Rosie - "What are you laughing about, Gary? You think the word, cockpit, is funny? You're so childish!!"

At that, they enter the deadly, devastating, dastardly, DEBRIS FIELD!! 

BOOM...BOOM...CRASH...SCRAAAPE...

SMASH...BUMP...SMACK...BING...BANG...

BONG...BOOM...BOING...BOING...BOOM...

BOOM...CRASH...SCRAAAPE...

SMASH...BUMP...SMACK...BING...BANG...

BONG...BOOM...BOING...BOING!!!

Gary - "WOWWEE! That was a wild and cwazy debris field!" 

Rosie - "It really was, but it's not pronounced the way it's spelled, Gary! It's pronounced, da-bree."

Gary - "You're weird, Rosie! I've always pronounced it de-bris!"

Rosie - "I know! You also say Wed-nes-day, instead of Wendsday, iz-land, instead of i-land, and Co-lo-nel, instead of Kernal!"

Gary - "Absolutely, my friend! Now lets celebrate making it through the debris field by drinking some cham-pag-nee!"

Rosie - "You're hopeless, my funny friend!"

All of a sudden, the Silver Sausage starts to stutter and sputter, hiss and spew, hokie and pokie, and spin and spiral...

Rosie - "Gary! Going through the debris field must have caused severe damage to the ship!! We need to land this thing on the nearest planet to repair the damage, before we lose all power and control, and drift in the endless blackness of spaze, until we perish!!!"

Gary - "You are so dramatic, Rosie, but always correct! So, let's put down on Pluberus, which is the nearest planet to us."

Pluberus

Rosie - "Pluberus?!! We can't land on Pluberus!! Are you insane!!!"

Gary - "We have no choice, Rosie.

Chihuahua! 

What is the problem with Pluberus?

Is it a pitiful planet with piranhas and pit bulls?

Are there painful plagues and poisoned Pepsi?

Come back next week to find out on...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

As the Silver Sausage Spazeship makes it's way across the universe...one of my favorite Beatles songs...

I like this "outtake" version!

to recue the Glirkazoidian captives, they are visited by Big Gaz...prognosticator, soothsayer, sage, parsley, all knowing, all seeing, predictor, prenatal, aboriginal man of all trades, master of some!

However, he doesn't beam in like most visitors. Oh, no! He seeps in, like a fine mist, and then forms himself together into a big, giant head, like the Wizard of Oz, but without the fire.

Rumor has it that Big Gaz is from a place called OZ. No one really knows.

Big Gaz speaks in his strange, almost indecipherable language..."Gadday, mites! Ows it angin, ya bloody bloke and sheila!"

Rosie - "Nothing hanging here, Big Gaz, but would you please speak in Glirkazoidian so we can understand you better?" 

Big Gaz - "Onya, mate! I mean, okay "sugar bunny!" Is that better?"

Rosie - "Wow! You even know the Glirkazoid "street language"...very impressive!"

Gary - "Watch who you're callin' sugar bunny, Big Gaz! She's my g..., I mean, uh...GREAT spaze companion!" 

Gig Gaz - "I get it, buddy, (winks at Gary) you don't want Big Gaz hornin' in on your squeeze, huh?" 

Gary - "She's not my "squeeze," Big Gaz! I've NEVER laid a hand on her!"

Big Gaz - "Don't forget, stud, Big Gaz is ALL KNOWING and ALL SEEING!"

Rosie - "Come on, guys! Cut the crap, and let's get to what Big Gaz wants to tell us!"

Big Gaz - "Oh, yeah, I almost forgot! Guess the identity of the two captives you're about to rescue!" 

Gary - "It's gotta be two of the Supreme Glirkheads, right?"

Big Gaz - "El no no!"

Rosie - "The presidents of Glirka, Glarrock and Glichelle Oglama?"

Big Gaz - "Nada, no way! Give up?"

Rosie and Gary - "Yeah, we give up."

Big Gaz - "Okay, it's none other than both of your parents, Greg and Rita! I'm so sorry!"

Rosie and Gary look at each other...and then begin to laugh their arses off! (Glirkazoids LITERALLY laugh their arses off, but then they grow back the next day)

Gary - "My dad? Ha ha ha ha, oh, the poor kidnapper, that old fart will drive Lord Demonica up a wall!"

Rosie - "Hee hee, haw haw haw, my mom will give him a heart attack from stress and fear!!"

Big Gaz - "They can't be THAT bad, can they?"

Rosie - "I thought you were all knowing and seeing?"

Big Gaz - "Well...I'm kinda, MOSTLY all knowing and seeing, but nobody's perfect!"

We are now transported to the uncomfortable planet of Anti-Morpheus...

Anti-Morpheus...a planet so uncomfortable that no one can sleep!

Lord Demonica - "When will Rosie and Gary show up to rescue these stubborn old Glirkazoids?!! They are driving me INSANE!!

The ugly Lord Demonica

Greg - "Hey, Demmy! Turn up the heat! It's like an ice box in this tiny cell!"

Lord Demonica - "Stop calling me Demmy! It sounds like dummy! Address me as Lord Demonica!"

Greg - "Sure thing, Demmy! You know, if you were any uglier, I'd puke! "Speaking of puking, what kind of slop are you feeding us in here? It tastes like Pigillion Poop!"

Rita - "That's not all, you goat headed moron, this place stinks like the Rancid Sea Of Mucus, on the planet of Phartz!"

Lord Demonica - "Be silent! Don't you know I could destroy you in a nano second?!"

Rosie - "Yes, you could, but we also realize you ain't gonna, because we're no good to you dead!

You're using us as bait, to lure in our kids, so you can ambush and murderize THEM, you big COWARD!!"

Lord Demonica - (Places his claw-like hands over his ears) "Shut up!! Shut up!! I pity Gary and Rosie for having abominable parents like you two!!

I'm releasing you at once! Go away, be gone! Aye yi yi, you've given me such a headache!!"

Back aboard the Silver Sausage...

Rosie - "Look, Gary! We just received a message from my mom and your dad.

"Lord Demonica released them, and they are headed back to Glirka."

Gary - "Took him long enough! Were they able to swipe the plans to all of Lord Demonica's weapons systems?"

Rosie - "Right from under his... I was gonna say nose, but he really only has an ugly hole."

Gary - "Ha! I'm so proud of them! 

They still got it!!"

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

I can only imagine how all of you billions of fans of this world  renown blog have been "chomping at the bit" to find out who the mysterious Glirkazoids are, who have been captured by the butt ugly, Lord Of Demonica! 

I know this looks like a different Lord Of Demonica from last week...but he's a shapeshifter!

Alas, I ain't gonna tell ya until the end of today's blog, to build up suspense, like Alfred Hitchcock! 

Good evening!

 Gary - " Leave us go over our check list, before we fire up the Silver Sausage Spazeship to rescue the mysterious captives on the mysterious, uncomfortable planet of Anti-Morpheus."

It really looks uncomfortable, don't it?

Rosie - "Roger Wilco!"

Gary - "Who?"

Rosie - "Never mind. Just go over the check list of the things we're gonna need for the mission!"

Gary - "Righteo, Rosie! Let's do it! Okay...one super emulsificator weapon."

(Rosie begins grabbing each item off of shelves from the supply room and checking them off the list.)

Rosie - "Check...wait a sec!! Just ONE super emulsificator weapon?! What about me?"

Gary - "Ha ha ha, Rosie! Get serious! Everybody knows you are a dead shot with your LITTLE emulsificator weapon...

but there is no way you could handle a SUPER EMULSIFICATOR WEAPON...you're a GIRL!!"

SUPER EMULSIFICATOR WEAPON

Rosie - "Oh, REALLY? Do you want to arm wrestle me again, buster? I kicked your little green butt last time, in case you've forgotten!!" 

Gary - "Okay...TWO super emulsificator weapons!"

Rosie - "Check, and check!"

Gary - "One box of Quisp cereal."

Rosie - "Check!"

Gary - " Two kazoos."

Rosie - "To celebrate, IF we land on Anti-Morpheus without crash landing! Check!!

Gary - "One large can of Giant Praying Mantis repellent! 

Rosie - "A DEFINITE check from me, buddy!! They can be such a nuisance!"

Gary - "Two cloaks of invisibility."

Rosie - "I...umm...can't...uh...seem...to be able..."

Gary - "What's taking you so long, Rosie? I need two cloaks of invisibility! They are right on that bottom shelf!"

Rosie feels all around the shelf, but still can't locate the elusive cloaks.

Gary - "I'm WAAATING, Rosie! What's your probleemo?"

Rosie - "HOW IN THE UNIVERSE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIND CLOAKS OF INVISIBILITY, WHEN THEY ARE INVISIBLE, YOU BIG KNUCKLEHEAD!!!!"

Gary - (Rolling on the deck, larfing) "Ha ha ha ha ha, hee hee, hoo hoo!! We don't have any cloaks of invisibility, Rosie!! I just made that up, you silly goose!!

Rosie? Rosie?! Where'd ya go, girl?!! 

Rosie - "I'm standing right in front of you, idgit! We DO have cloaks of invisibility! I'm wearing one of them that I just found hanging on the transparent coat rack in the room of glass!" 

Examples of Cloaks of Invisibility

Gary - "Funny, I never saw them there."

Rosie - "Good grief! (Rosie heaves a great sigh) "Let's fire up the Silver Sausage and do some rescuin', before you drive me looney tunes!

Meanwhile, on the miserable, dark, uncomfortable planet of Anti-Morpheus, we slowly zoom in on the poor, innocent captives of the Lord Of Demonica.

We start making out their faces through the darkness of the small, smelly cell, and we discover that they are...

Play dramatic music if you dare!

GREG and RITA!!!

GARY'S DAD AND ROSIE'S MOM!!!

OH, MY! 

Feel free to join us next week for another exciting episode of Out Of This World WEDNESDAY!!!!