Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Let's Boycott The Snot Outta Stuff!

Okay! We are really mad now!!! We need to go out and boycott Major League Baseball, Coca-Cola, Delta Airlines, JPMorgan Chase, ViacomCBS, Citigroup, Cisco, UPS, Merck.... and so many other corporations that are, uh, boycotting Georgia!!

Seems like there will be a LOT of boycottin' goin' on 'round here!!!

Boy Cotton Family Cotton

However...I don't drink Coke, anyway. So how can I boycott them? I've seen those videos where someone pours Coke on a half a pound of baloney and a hole forms through the entire piece of fake meat! Hence, I stopped drinking Coke AND eating baloney!!

As for MLB, I haven't been to a live bazeball game since 1972. Even back then the prices were way too exorbitant for the average Joe.

Average Joe? Questionable.

I'm not taking out a loan to have a special day at the ballpark! The snacks alone would wipe out my bank account!!

Check out link, below ↓ if you don't believe me...

https://blog.cheapism.com/mlb-hot-dog-beer-prices/#close

So let's review this, shall we? Even though the Trumpster wants us to boycott Coke and MLB, it's impossiroo, if we do not partake of the products!

When it comes to Delta Airlines...I can't afford to fly.

JP Morgan Chase...I ain't got no money to invest.

Viacom CBS...Citigroup...Cisco...UPS...Merck...are businesses I am not associated with...I don't think. Unless they have subliminally crept into my innocent life without my knowledge.

The point is, uh, let's see...I would LOVE to boycott the snot out of ALL this stuff, but how can I, when I've avoided these businesses for many, many moons?

Just an afterthought, I have no problem with folks showing an I.D. to vote.

We don't want alien visitors voting in our elections, do we? Sooner than you think, we'd be overrun with E.Ts, stealing our bicycles and blocking out the many moons!

Monday, April 5, 2021

Infrastructure Bill Another 2 Trill!!

There is so much talk about the infrastructure bill recently.

Infra- means "below;" so the infrastructure is the "underlying structure" of a country and its economy, the fixed installations that it needs in order to function. These include roads, bridges, dams, the water and sewer systems, railways and subways, airports, and harbors. These are generally government-built and publicly owned. Some people also speak about such things as the intellectual infrastructure or the infrastructure of science research, but the meaning of such notions can be extremely vague.

I happen to disagree with the above ↑ definition, as I disagreed with the "covid relief" bill stuff.

A better description of these bills is a huge money grab from politicians who use legitimate problems to rake in trillions in illegitimate cash!

It's kind of like the unscrupulous person who goes door to door, collecting money for the family who lost everything in a tornado.

Of course, you're willing to give a donation to help the poor family. What a good cause!

Then, you find out only 1% went to the devastated family, and the rest of the cash was spent on a vacation for the collector of the contributions!

What the?!

I can't dwell on that dirty, political subterfuge very long, or I'll go TOTALLY nuts!

I'm already 99% nuts, but I don't wanna be TOTALLY nuts! I won't be able to buy an "assault weapon" if I'm TOTALLY nuts!

Just kidding about the "assault weapon." Don't need one. My hands and feet are already registered as lethal weapons, in the country of Albania.

Fact is, even if I had an assault weapon and had to use it on some crazy terrorist or violent rioter, I'd be sad the rest of my life, that I took away someone's opportunity for changing his/her ways.

Yes. I know I'd be protecting my family, but my conscience would still bug me...a lot!!

I pray I never have to face that situation. I'm real bad during panic/emergency/critical events, unlike friends I have who have worked at "first responder" jobs and thrive on helping folks in life threatening emergencies.

Thank God for folks like that, and doctors who don't faint at the sight of blood, and people who devote their entire lives to saving poor, abused animals, even when the scared animals try to bite them, and all the individuals who do jobs that most of us hope we never have to do!

Whoops, I was supposed to be writing about infrastructure and swerved off the road! Got a bit derailed. Well, that's water under the bridge.

Friday, April 2, 2021

Good Friday Facts And Original Song

Good Friday is a Christian holiday commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus and his death at Calvary. It is observed during Holy Week as part of the Paschal Triduum on the Friday preceding Easter Sunday, and may coincide with the Jewish observance of Passover.

The Paschal Triduum or Easter Triduum, Holy Triduum, or the Three Days, is the period of three days that begins with the liturgy on the evening of Maundy Thursday, reaches its high point in the Easter Vigil, and closes with evening prayer on Easter Sunday.

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Out Of This World Wednesday

Zquteozitsimuamua R&R

Gary and Rosie have decided to take a little R&R at the luxurious resort of Zquteozitsimuamua, in the Nedib Eoj system.

Guess who?

We find them sitting on a paradisaic patio, high above the Alamak plateau, sipping New Kopi Jantan Traditional Natural Herbs coffee...

Gary - "Life is good, Rosie girl! We are basking in the realization that planet Z70 will soon be free of all their mountains of trash, litter and garbage, due to the fact we turned them into super-goats with the ability to eat EVERYTHANG!"

Think I'm kiddin'? Get it? Goat? Kid? Watch this documentary clip.

Rosie - "For once, you're right, Gary! All we need to do is sit here and wait for....OH, NO!!!!!!"

Oh, no? Oh, no?

What is Rosie oh, nowing about?!

Short OOTWW today, but the song took too much time.

However, that amazing song was well worth it, RIGHT? RIGHT?!

Never mind.

Simply join us for the next...

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Bloggadocious 222...Life Changing?

I'm sitting here in my official Bloggadocious 222 chair, contemplating what life changing message I'll convey to the masses this Tuesday morn.

It wasn't that long ago that I started Bloggadocious 222 for the edification of my devoted fans, friends and felines, who secretly read it when you're not home.

Life changing ain't easy, my friends! I wake up every morning (thankfully) and spend the better parts of 2 minutes preparing my life changing message for your betterment.

bet·ter·ment

/ˈbedərmənt/

noun

the act or process of improving something.
"they believed that what they were doing was vital for the betterment of society"

How's that workin' for ya? Never mind.

I have found that sneaking subliminal messages

within the blog, can be very effective in persuading you unsuspecting readers into my evil web of nonsense!

Millions (estimated number of followers) of my followers have strongly encouraged me to be more serious about the society destroying crap that's penetrating the collective soul of what I like to call America.

Sorry. That's not my gift. My gift is, uh, I mean, my gift is...okay, I don't have a gift. Why do you think I stick to the nonsensical drivel?

driv·el

/ˈdrivəl/