Free Stuff Is A Glorious Thing!

So many people are spending their stimulus money like water flowing from a fire hose!

Pretend the water is money. Thanks! 

How do I know that? Due to the fact that the streets are literally lined with stuff people have thrown out, due to the fact they have purchased brand new stuff! 

In addition, folks have all kinds of construction projects going on, they're getting their trees trimmed, putting in swimming pools...due to the fact they have that extra stimulus cash, due to the fact the government sent it to almost everybody! 

Okay! Hands up from those who hate the phrase "due to the fact" right now. 

Serially, my friends, I see large boxes, old refrigerators, pre-owned ovens, used carpeting, ancient BBQ grills, etcetera, etcetera...lining the streets, more than EVER before!!

Thanks, Uncle Joe!!

Free stuff is a glorious thing!!

What could go wrong, right?

The junk guys are filling their pickup trucks with junk, we all have brand spankin' new items, and all's right with the world!

Only a freaking fool would think about a future economic disaster, super duper high taxes, China overtaking America in absolutely EVERYTHANG, economically, militarily, delicious Chinese foodilly, cute babies, Panda bears, etcetera, etcetera!!

It just doesn't matter when FREE STUFF is on the table!!! 

Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! This ꜛ looks REALLY legit!!! 

 Out Of This World Wednesday...Be Careful What You Wish For

Let's go back to the last OOTWW, shall we?

Gary - "Life is good, Rosie girl! We are basking in the realization that planet Z70 will soon be free of all their mountains of trash, litter and garbage, due to the fact we turned them into super-goats with the ability to eat EVERYTHANG!"

Rosie - "For once, you're right, Gary! All we need to do is sit here and wait for....OH, NO!!!!!!"

Gary - "Oh, no, WHAT?"

Rosie - "Gary! Look through my portable stare-a-scope at planet Z70!!"

Gary - "Okay, Rosie...(Gary looks through the stare-a-scope) it's...it's...right up, I mean...it's right over...uh...IT"S GONE!!!"

Rosie - "Just what I feared, my friend. Not only did the populace of Z70, who we turned into super-goats, eat the trashy litter, but consumed the whole stinkin' planet!!!"

Gary - "That's not possiroo, Rosie!!"

Rosie - "Maybe not possible in a NORMAL universe, but this is Out Of This World Wednesday, where ANYTHANG can happen!!!"

Gary - "True. So how we gonna 'splain this to the High Command?"

Rosie - "No probleemo, Gary! No evidence, no foul!!"

Gary - "YES!! I'll just play dumb, Rosie girl!!"

Rosie - "Exactly! That's what you do best, Gary!!"

Well, well, well (a deep subject), it's like they say..."you can't win 'em all, they gave it the old college try...you win some, you lose some...destroying a whole planet and population is nuthin', compared to a whole solar system or universe,"

 so let's scratch this off to a lesson learned, okay?

A brand new adventure for Gary and Rosie begins next week! Don't forget to set your A.R.Ds (Alien Recording Devices) for the exciting, NEW episodes of....

Let's Boycott The Snot Outta Stuff!

 

Okay! We are really mad now!!! We need to go out and boycott Major League Baseball, Coca-Cola, Delta Airlines, JPMorgan Chase, ViacomCBS, Citigroup, Cisco, UPS, Merck.... and so many other corporations that are, uh, boycotting Georgia!!

Seems like there will be a LOT of boycottin' goin' on 'round here!!! 

 

    Boy Cotton                        Family Cotton       

However...I don't drink Coke, anyway. So how can I boycott them? I've seen those videos where someone pours Coke on a half a pound of baloney and a hole forms through the entire piece of fake meat! Hence, I stopped drinking Coke AND eating baloney!!

As for MLB, I haven't been to a live bazeball game since 1972. Even back then the prices were way too exorbitant for the average Joe. 

Average Joe? Questionable. 

I'm not taking out a loan to have a special day at the ballpark! The snacks alone would wipe out my bank account!!

Check out link, below ↓ if you don't believe me...

https://blog.cheapism.com/mlb-hot-dog-beer-prices/#close

So let's review this, shall we? Even though the Trumpster wants us to boycott Coke and MLB, it's impossiroo, if we do not partake of the products!

When it comes to Delta Airlines...I can't afford to fly.

JP Morgan Chase...I ain't got no money to invest.

Viacom CBS...Citigroup...Cisco...UPS...Merck...are businesses I am not associated with...I don't think. Unless they have subliminally crept into my innocent life without my knowledge. 

The point is, uh, let's see...I would LOVE to boycott the snot out of  ALL this stuff, but how can I, when I've avoided these businesses for many, many moons?

Just an afterthought, I have no problem with folks showing an I.D. to vote. 

We don't want alien visitors voting in our elections, do we? Sooner than you think, we'd be overrun with E.Ts, stealing our bicycles and blocking out the many moons!

Infrastructure Bill Another 2 Trill!!

There is so much talk about the infrastructure bill recently. 

 Infra- means "below;" so the infrastructure is the "underlying structure" of a country and its economy, the fixed installations that it needs in order to function. These include roads, bridges, dams, the water and sewer systems, railways and subways, airports, and harbors. These are generally government-built and publicly owned. Some people also speak about such things as the intellectual infrastructure or the infrastructure of science research, but the meaning of such notions can be extremely vague.

I happen to disagree with the above ↑ definition, as I disagreed with the "covid relief" bill stuff. 

A better description of these bills is a huge money grab from politicians who use legitimate problems to rake in trillions in illegitimate cash! 

It's kind of like the unscrupulous person who goes door to door, collecting money for the family who lost everything in a tornado.

Of course, you're willing to give a donation to help the poor family. What a good cause!

Then, you find out only 1% went to the devastated family, and the rest of the cash was spent on a vacation for the collector of the contributions!

What the?! 

I can't dwell on that dirty, political subterfuge very long, or I'll go TOTALLY nuts! 

I'm already 99% nuts, but I don't wanna be TOTALLY nuts! I won't be able to buy an "assault weapon" if I'm TOTALLY nuts! 

Just kidding about the "assault weapon." Don't need one. My hands and feet are already registered as lethal weapons, in the country of Albania. 

Fact is, even if I had an assault weapon and had to use it on some crazy terrorist or violent rioter, I'd be sad the rest of my life, that I took away someone's opportunity for changing  his/her ways. 

Yes. I know I'd be protecting my family, but my conscience would still bug me...a lot!!

I pray I never have to face that situation. I'm real bad during panic/emergency/critical events, unlike friends I have who have worked at "first responder" jobs and thrive on helping folks in life threatening emergencies.

Thank God for folks like that, and doctors who don't faint at the sight of blood, and people who devote their entire lives to saving poor, abused animals, even when the scared animals try to bite them, and all the individuals who do jobs that most of us hope we never have to do!

Whoops, I was supposed to be writing about infrastructure and swerved off the road! Got a bit derailed. Well, that's water under the bridge. 

Good Friday Facts And Original Song

 Good Friday is a Christian holiday commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus and his death at Calvary. It is observed during Holy Week as part of the Paschal Triduum on the Friday preceding Easter Sunday, and may coincide with the Jewish observance of Passover. 

The Paschal Triduum or Easter Triduum, Holy Triduum, or the Three Days, is the period of three days that begins with the liturgy on the evening of Maundy Thursday, reaches its high point in the Easter Vigil, and closes with evening prayer on Easter Sunday.

Out Of This World Wednesday

Zquteozitsimuamua R&R

Gary and Rosie have decided to take a little R&R at the luxurious resort of Zquteozitsimuamua, in the Nedib Eoj system.

Guess who?

We find them sitting on a paradisaic  patio, high above the Alamak plateau, sipping New Kopi Jantan Traditional  Natural Herbs coffee...

Gary - "Life is good, Rosie girl! We are basking in the realization that planet Z70 will soon be free of all their mountains of trash, litter and garbage, due to the fact we turned them into super-goats with the ability to eat EVERYTHANG!"

Think I'm kiddin'? Get it? Goat? Kid? Watch this documentary clip. 

Rosie - "For once, you're right, Gary! All we need to do is sit here and wait for....OH, NO!!!!!!"

Oh, no? Oh, no?

What is Rosie oh, nowing about?!

Short OOTWW today, but the song took too much time.

However, that amazing song was well worth it, RIGHT? RIGHT?!

Never mind.

Simply join us for the next...