Theme Song Filled With Evil Subliminal Messages

THE TRUTH ABOUT GILLIGAN'S ISLAND!!

It has been revealed to my staff that Bob Denver (AKA Maynard G. Krebs, & Gilligan) was a member of a wordwide anti-American organization, intent on the destruction of truth, justice and the American way!

Little did we know that this seemingly innocent series was designed to warp our brains in a very subtle way, bit by bit, until the feeble minded  would eventually come to depise their formerly beloved homeland! (Remember the anti-American rallies that happened while this series was running?)

Of course, these anti-war hippie freaks never realized how greatly they had been influenced by Gilligan's Island.

Let me make this so simple even you can understand.

Gilligan/Bob Denver, represented the downtrodden American masses that had been enslaved by ...Skipper Jonas Grumby/Alan Hale Jr., who symbolized the military industrial complex, that was in bed with...Professor Roy Hinkley/Russell Johnson,  picturing wicked scientific community, responsible for atomic weapons and chemical warfare, and would not exist if it wasn't for the money from...Thurston Howell III & Lovey Wentworth Howell/Jim Backus & Natalie Schafer, symbolizing greedy bankers and satan's stock market, that were REALLY manipulated by nasty sexy...Ginger Grant/Tina Louise, who portrayed all of the seductive, Jezabel  type of women who secretly work behind the scenes to destroy families, and industries, leaving poor, abused, working women like...Mary Ann Summers/Dawn Wells, who was really there because she was so cute and adorable!
This is just a teeny-weenie little sample of the thousands of subliminal anti-American messages that can be unearthed from "classic" T.V. of the 50's and 60's! What? You think America got this way on it's own? Whoa! You're not gullible, are ya, Einstein?!!

MY DREAMS ARE SO WEIRD

I have WeiRd DYSFUnctIoNal Dreams, and I want to share them with you, so you can tell me if I'm normal, or Bloomington-Normal.

Welcome To Bloomington-Normal!

This is a pretty cool video, but I read the back of my cereal box.

I never dream in color, do you? 

My dreams take place at night, or at least they are not very bright

  Like me!!

The faces are never clear, kind of blurry, and one person can change into another person while I'm talking to him/her.

I have a re-occuring dream where I own a big mansion on a beautiful lake, that has a secret tunnel that leads to a humongous mausoleum with giant Sphinx-like statues, that leads to an abandoned shopping mall. (You can't make this stuff up)

I can levitate myself off the ground and fly at will, why I keep dive bombing Will, I don't know!

I am back at Caterpillar, or Lukehart's Vending Company, or some other place that fired me, or I quit, and I can't keep up, or find my way around, and everyone thinks I'm a dud.

I come out of work, or the abandoned shopping mall, or mausoleum, and never can find my car, and if I do find my car, it turns into a motor scooter, or bicycle.

Young sexy women are willing to make "hoochiecoo" with me.

HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (breathe) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Relatives that have died are alive again, but I never remember they died many years ago. 

I can still run fast, even faster than a car.

I never have any money, just like when I'm awake.

I meet famous people from time to time, like Richie Havens, Rush Limbaugh, and Marty Wombacher.

Okay, Doc, Am I normal, or Bloomington Normal? 

Do my dreams sound out of the ordinary?

Do you have similar dreams?

(Yawn) I need to hit the hay, get some shut eye, and go beddy bye!

I am sore afraid!!!

IT'S NEW YEARS EVE, BE HAPPY!!

Do you think you can get away with being DOWN and SAD on New Years Eve? 
Forgitaboutit!

Look at this stuff and feel HAPPY!!!

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HAVE THE HAPPIEST OF NEW YEARS IN ALL THE UNIVERSES OF NEW YEARS EVE CELEBRATIONS FOR A THOUSAND YEARS AND EVEN BEYOND THAT, YOU DIRTY RAT FINKS!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9T47UgLngM

                                                     ♪Play Theme Song On Link Above♪♫

THE LITTLE RASCALS

 WHERE ARE THEY NOW? 

Well, if they are like most child stars they died poor, or of drug or alcohol poisoning, or they're living in Cleveland, or some place worse. (If there IS some place worse!)

What we really want to focus in on, my nostalgic fiends, is what  happened to their show busy-ness careers after "The Little Rascals," hmmm?

                                         SPANKY                     

Spanky had a sex change operation, and became the lead singer for a semi-popular band in the sixties.

                          Actually from Central Illinois 

                                 CHUBBY                            

Chubby had his skin chemically darkened, and started a new dance craze in the sixties.

Let's twist again...

THE BULLY...BUTCH

It is hard to imagine, but Butch was the man inside the "Barney" suit for a short time, until he took the "I love you, you love me" part of the song way too literally on the kids.

                         It's nap time again, kiddies!    

                               Sweet Little Darla Hood         

Darla developed into a "gifted" woman ( big jugs), and went  to the exotic dancing field of entertainment. She holds the record for performances at Big Al's.

                 Funny Gabe talks about strip club

What about Alfalfa?

He became Neil Young, of course!

Notice that the voices in these two videos are amazingly similar!

Disclaimer: (spoken so fast you can't understand one word)
Any and all statements, observations, remarks, or witty sizums, in this blog should not be considered true or factually accurate by NO means, and the party of the first part is under no obligation to prove and/or give legitimacy or/and creedance clearwater revival to the party of the second part, even if asked in a polite way!

I'M 19 YEARS OLD

I'm 19. I have a 19 year old brain. Why do some dudes say I'm 62? I'm not even close to 62! I'm 19! I love to rock and roll, my man!

THE BRAINS!!! MORE BRAINS!!!!

 THE BRAINS!!! MORE BRAINS!!!!

                                                                                   THE BRAINS!!! MORE BRAINS!!!!

                                                                                          THE BRAINS!!! MORE BRAINS!!!!

The Beatles are still my favorite group, and I still hope to see them in concert one day.

Beatles Reunion

When anyone talks about stocks, bonds, life insurance, retirement, Medicare, pensions, and all that boring crap, it is such a downer, man!

Shoot fire, I'm only 19 years old, and I want to chase the chicks, get high, climb a mountain, be the lead singer in a rock band, maybe get a gig on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, start a revolution, make a million bucks, meet Jimi Hendrix...

                     ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER

So why do people keep offering me their seat,  ask me if I need help with my groceries, automatically give me the senior citizen discount, and who are those goofy kids that keep calling me grandpa!

They all must be crazy!! I'm 19! 

ThEy aLL mUst Be cRAzy! Im 19!

SPACE ALIENS LAND IN PEORIA!!! 

Lady Gaga Admits To Being A Man !

Born This Way?

YOKO ONO ADMITS TO BEING A WOMAN !

                       She sure fooled me?

RADIO PERSONALITY, GREG BATTON,  CONFESSES TO RECEIVING A HEAD TRANSPLANT !! 

Some heady stuff, huh?

ARCHEOLOGISTS DISCOVER SKULL OF ANCIENT "WOMBACHER MAN" IN SALOON BASEMENT! 

                                     This video does not depict actuall skull of Wombacher Man.

 BUDWEISER BEER MAY CAUSE GUMBY WORSHIP! 

ILLINOIS CONGRESS POISED TO BAN EVERYTHING!!! 

ILLINOIS VOTERS POISED TO BAN CONGRESS! 

SCIENTISTS RECEIVE GRANT OF 1 TRILLION DOLLARS TO STUDY LARFING! 

GUESS WHO?

LION ESCAPES FROM PEORIA ZOO AND ROAMS DOWNTOWN PEORIA! THEN RETURNS TO THE ZOO OUT OF SHEER BOREDOM! 

WORMS HEAR, OR WORMS HERE; If you own a WORM RANCH! 

              Sqiggly Wiggly Home Worm Ranch

BIG AL claims he's been gay since childhood!

No big surprise, was it?

My apologies to Marty Wombacher for totally ripping off his blog style!

I won't let it happen again, but it was a blast!!!

http://www.meanwhilebackinpeoria.com/

The Wonderful World Of Wombacher

I have very few friends because I stupidly say dumb things without thinking how idiotic they sound to normal individuals like you.

Marty Wombacher is a true friend ,

http://www.meanwhilebackinpeoria.com/

because he is one of the rare birds that understands my ridiculous style of humor and nonsense. 

I want to thank him, at this frozen moment in tom, for mentioning my blog in his blog. (Yes, I meant to write tom, I'm weird that way) 

http://www.meanwhilebackinpeoria.com/ 

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to read something so funny it makes you laugh your guts out on the parking lot, click on this link http://www.meanwhilebackinpeoria.com/, but beware you don't become addicted to this man's inimitable wit and stylish vulgarity, so prevalent four score and seven years ago! Just so as you don't forget, I'll give you a link to his blog below:

http://www.meanwhilebackinpeoria.com/ 

Sigh uh nah ruh,

Danny

Priceless Family Video Of Love And Funny

This video may be boring to the average, unrelated video watcher, but if you are part of my family, it will be a priceless piece of family history, in about 50 years. 

I'm posting this on my blog for posterity sake, because I'm pretty sure it will not be very entertaining to any of my blog readers.

 So, non-family bloggies are not required to watch the video.

Disclaimer: Any and all participants/watchers of this blog are forewarned that any boredom, disgust, profound sleepiness, and/or yawning is not the responsibility of the creator, producer, or director of this video, blog, and/or historical time capsule.  (Is that how capsule is spelled?) I should know, I've taken enough of them!

Sooo, anyway, here it is: 

Christmas Came Early At Our House 

 Donna has to work on Christmas day, so we had our Christmas gathering on Dec. 22 .

You may notice that all my family members are cute while I'm ugly and fugley!

That is because I lucked out, and married into an extremely attractive family!

Imagine what they would look like with MY genes, or even my bib overalls!

I have to go pick up Donna from work now! Merry Christmas Eve !!!!

Peggy Makes Annual Christmas Visit To The GREG AND DAN Radio Show

The lovable little Latvian, Peggy, made his annual Christmas call to the Greg and Dan Radio Show today! (I do the voice of Peggy, but that's between you and me)

My good buddy, Greg Batton is crazy enough to allow me to be on his show from tom to tom. (Pleeease, let's leave tom out of this for a change!)

Anyway , Peggy wished everyone a Merry Christmas, and Happy Gork and Donny Days (That's what they call the Greg and Dan Show in Latvia), AND a Merry Mayan End Of World Days.

Click on the link for the complete, geniune, hilarious segment of the Mighty Greg and Dan Show, if you have the guts!!

http://jmpradio.com/pods/gd/Podcast1217/Peggy Christmas_122112.mp3

 So Angry With Myself When I Forget To Blog!

I know that all of my devoted fans wait breathlessly every day to read my side-splitting, hilarious blog, and catch one of my new videos that I usually include in the mix!

So, how disappointed you must have been yesterday when you ran to your computer, typed in http://www.dannymaness.blogspot.com. and I had completely forgotten to do my blog! 

So, I'll have to make up for it today, and give you a Lollapaloozer of a blog post with a bunch of stuff!

 I hear that Peggy is going to call in to the Mighty Greg and Dan radio show tomorrow, so I don't want to miss that!

I feel loved by two of my favorite YouTubers, Yoz and the Mighty Tulleuchen!
I watched my beautiful and talented granddaughter (Brooklin) sing in the Christmas thing with her fellow classmates!
Benji (The Wonder Dog) went poo-poo outside, instead of inside!
And all's right with the worm! (And that can be very important)