Out Of This World Wednesday

Rain is a frquent visitor to the planet of Glirka, in the northern regions, across the fertile valleys, in the fall, between 6:00 A.M. and 9:00 P.M., on Tuesdays, if it's not snowing.

Gary despised the rain, because he didn't like getting wet, it made his antenna droop, and it would cause the Silver Sausage to stall out.

Rosie - ♪♪"Whatcha doin', Gary?♫

Gary - "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to start our cockadoodie spazeship that has stalled out in the dagblasted rain!!"

Rosie - "Oh, don't be such a rainbasher, Gary! I totally, and absolutely LOVE the rain as it gently flows down from heaven to refresh our planet, water the flora and fauna, fill our lovely lakes, ponds..."

Gary - "You're all wet, Rosie!"

Rosie - "How dare you insult my opinion like that, you dirty..."

Gary - "No...I mean you're GETTING all wet standing out in the rain! Come here under the cull shield where it's dry!" 

Rosie - "This is kind of romantic, listening to the raindrops on the cull shield, just you and me..."

Gary - "Hand me that snerklewrench, Rosie."

Rosie - "Uh, what?"

Gary - "The SNERKLEWRENCH...we gotta get this bucket a bolts started to go on our next mission!"

Rosie - (Indignant) "Sometimes I think there are more important things than our stupid missions...here's your dumb farklewrench!!"

Gary - "Farklewrench? How can I loosen the bicklebolts with a farklewrench? I need a snerklewrench..."

Rosie - "Here's your @#%&* snerklewrench, and you know where you can stick it!!"

Gary - "You seem a bit tense. Rosie. Is this one of your female times of the month?"

Rosie - "THAT DOES IT!!! I'm taking this snerklewrench AND the farklewrench and sticking them where the sun don't shine!!! BEND OVER, SUCKER!!!!"

Gary begins to run away from Rosie, as if his life depends on it (and it does), and as they are running, they see something that instantly stops them in their tracks!!

What do they see?

Is it a vicious spaze monster?

An invasion of evil creatures from a nearby planet?

A gigantic sock puppet that resembles Big Gaz?

Join us next Wednesday for answers... in OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!

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Out Of This World Wednesday

Rosie - "So, Gary, what do you think about this crop of presidential candidates?"

Gary - "Didn't you axe me that question 10 episodes ago?"

Rosie - "Surely, but I never received an answer."

Gary - "Don't call me Shirley, and you don't want my opinion, because YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"

Rosie - "Stop with the movie quotes woudja? I'm really confused about who should be the next president of Glirka, our beloved planet!"

Gary - "Well, well, well...it just so happens you've come to da right plaze! I've been following the presidential race very closely, which means I have scooped up a lot of poop that I will share with you, my dear Rosie!"

Rosie - "I hope you're talking figuratively...about the poop, I mean."

Gary - "Now let me see, there's the big fat guy, Crisp Crispy! No one will vote for him!"

Rosie - "Why not?"

Gary - "He's way too fat!" 

Rosie - "I don't think that makes any diff..."

Gary - "Moving on, we have Burnout Slanders, who is way too OLD!"

Rosie - "I'm shocked at you Gary! Are you REALLY that shallow to judge..."

Gary - "MOVING ON...we focus in on Karlee P. Orina. No way, Jose!" 

Rosie - "Why, no way? I think she's very articulate, smart , experienced..."

Gary - "Helloooo?! Orina is a GIRL! Glirka has NEVER had a girl president in all of it's trillions of years, Rosie!" 

Rosie - "So, I guess you're against Shrillery Klingon as well, hmmm?"

Gary - "Shrillery is worse than a girl! Did you ever hear her talk? She is squeaky chalk on a blackboard, she's a howling cat in heat, and she's like the excruciating ear pain caused by feedback from a microphone! Can you imagine listening to her "soloist from Hell" voice every single day on Glirkavision?!"

Rosie - "You may have a point here, but what about Hike Suckabee?"

Gary - "Another fat guy!"

Rosie - "Then you MUST like Barko Rubikscube, he's cute!"

Gary - "He's a pretty boy!"

Rosie - "What about Dr. Starson?"

Gary - "Way too smart to be president! We are used to having idiots as president here on Glirka!" 

Rosie - "Okay, okay...I'm not gonna go through every candidate, so why don't you tell me if there is one you LIKE, knucklehead!"

Gary - "Surely!"

Rosie - "Don't call me Shirley!"

Gary - "The most qualified candidate is Tronald Dump!"

Rosie - "Oh, gag! You've got to be kidding me, right?!"

Gary - "Think about it, Rosie! Dump is not fat...well, not SUPER fat. 

"He's not old...I mean, not as old as Burnout Slanders. 

"He's not a GIRL...we think. 

"His voice is not as irritating as Shrillery's voice...almost, but definitely not as bad.

"Tronald is not nearly as pretty as Rubikscube, although he thinks he is.

"And he is NOT ANYWAY NEAR AS SMART as Dr. Starson!"

"Tronald Dump is absolutely perfect!"

Rosie - "Gary...your intellect and political expertise is a LOAD OF CRAP!

Tell me why you're REALLY supporting Dump!"

Gary - "Okay, he gave me 2o,ooo pazoozas."

Rosie - "I knew it! Don't you remember you made the same mistake when Oglama offered you free health care, a free Oglama phone, and Snickers bars?

Gary - "Yeah, but this time is different...I already got the cash up front!!"

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Let's recap the last couple of exciting, yet frightening episodes of Out Of This World Wednesday...shall we?

Our legendary, cute Glirkazoid warriors (Gary and Rosie) were summoned to the great cavern of the Supreme Glirkheads, to allegedly, receive instructions about a secret mission that they, allegedly, were going to be sent on. 

After finding the hidden entrance to the cavern, and saying the secret passwords, R&G were treated to beautiful sights, sounds (like Coldplay music), and even White Castle hamburgers, that made them feel welcomed, safe and at home. 

However, when they began to approach the Supreme Glirkheads, the S.Gs extended their enormous teeth, and then began reading from an ancient scroll that said, in so many words, Gary and Rosie needed to be eaten, to appease the past Gods of the Glirkazoid race! (If I missed anything, let me know, okay?)

Let's look in on what's hapnin' now...

Supreme Glirkheads - (All speaking at once) "Guards! Come in and prepare our "guests" for the sacrificial feast!"

At that, one hundred guards storm in from all directions to subdue our beloved heroes, but in 5 seconds, Rosie and Gary have them all laid out and hog tied!! 

Supreme Glirkheads - "Come on guys! Co-operate with us, so we can eat you...it's ancient tradition!"

Rosie - "Screw you, Glirkheads! We may be loyal and brave, but we ain't stupid!"

Gary - "Eat THIS, suckers!"

Gary picks up their gigantic bench, and is just about ready to smash them with it, when the Supreme Glirkheads all begin to laugh and shout "Happy Halloween guys!"

Gary drops the bench in udder surprise!

Gary - "Wha-wha...WHAT? This is just a Halloween prank?!"

The Supreme Glirkheads all remove the fake fangs from their mouths.

Supreme Glirkheads - "Ha Ha Ha Ha, Hee Hee Hee, We really got you guys! Did you really believe those rumors about us having enormous fangs? Hardy, har har!! 

Rosie - "But, what about the ancient scroll?"

Supreme Glirkheads - "We had that printed up at Vista Print! Ha Ha Ho Ho!"

Gary - "So then, you're not gonna eat us?"

Supreme Glirkheads - "Heck no! You two are the most celebrated heroes in the whole history of our planet, Glirka! Why do you think we had your images carved in gold on our front door, goofball? We LOVE you guys, but we love to prank you even more!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!"

Gary - "I missed those images...I was concentrating on the White Castle hamburgers!"

Rosie - "They were right smack dab in the middle of the golden doors, dumbbell!"

Gary -  "Well, Miss Knowitall...if  you saw those golden images of us, why did you believe the Supreme Glirkheads would eat us...hmmm?"

Rosie - "I...uh...well...assumed..."

Gary - "That's right, Rosie! You soomed...you soomed too much...didn't ya?!"

Rosie - "Now think about this, Gary! Maybe the Supreme Glirkheads are STILL planning to eat us, and just PRETENDED it was a joke when they saw you were about to crush them with the bench!"

Gary - "That's right, Rosie! Let's emulsificate them, just in case your theory is correct!"

Supreme Glirkheads - (All talking at once) "No! It was a joke! We were only kidding! You wouldn't emulsificate your beloved Supreme Glirkheads, would ya?!!"

Rosie "Let's go on ahead and obliterate them, Gary! We can't take any chances! One...two...THREE!!!"

Gary and Rosie yell out...

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!"

Rosie and Gary begin to laugh hysterically!!

Rosie - "I'm so glad we brought those "bang guns" along!"

Gary - "Ha Ha Ha Ha! Did you see them scatter?"

Rosie - "I think they needed to change their pants, my friend! Hee hee hee hee!" 

Well, well, well...what an immature, childish ending to an exciting, suspenseful, almost terrifying Halloween episode!

Ya'll have a Happy Halloween and watch out for the Boo Monster...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

What is going on? 

Is this some kind of weird nightmare?

Are our legendary super heroes gonna be supper for the Supreme Glirkheads?

That doesn't make sense! 

Rosie - "Oh, Supreme Glirkheads, we have noticed ya'll have your teeth extended. Is that just a sign of your vast wisdom?"

The Supreme Glirkheads all speak at the same time...

Supreme Glirkheads - "No! We will be eating you soon, as has been the custom of the Glirkazoid race for trillions of years!"

Gary - "What? I've NEVER heard of that custom!! Show us where it says THAT!!"

The S. G's begin to unroll an ancient parchment scroll and begin to read section c., subsection 114, at the bottom...

"Whereas, on day 222, of the bi-centennial, millennial, aggayear, when the wind bloweth from the noreast, and the Asian Carp jump in the light of a blue moon, two of the greatest of all tom super Glirkazoid legends (Rosie and Gary) will be consumed as a supper sacrifice, by the Supreme Glirkheads, to appease the ancient Glirkazoid Gods!"

Oh, my! This is TERRIBLE! 

Is there no hope for our lovable little friends? 

Now, I'm REALLY scared!!!

Return with us next week to see what happens...okay?

Will they be boiled, fried or frickaseed?

That is something we don't need...if we are fans of....

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When we last saw Rosie and Gary, they were walking in the gorgeous, awe inspiring Corridor Of Honor, when now they see something that takes their little breaths away! 

The enormously gigantic golden doors of the Grand Chamber Of The Glirkheads, stand glistening in front of them! 

The doors have magnificent carvings of historical events from Glirka's past! 

Depictions of the battle of  Fartnik...the unsuccessful invasion by the Obamarillians...the discovery of  pruk (pruk is the plant based chemical that is added to the Glirkazoid's food and drink, to make them happy)...the One Hour War against the Wimpanites...and right on the glorious golden doors, are life sized representations of Gary and Rosie, in pure 124 carat gold!!! Actually, Gary's image is in the middle of one door, and Rosie's in the middle of the other door!!!












Gary - (With a tear in his eye) "Rosie, I am verklempt! I cannot believe the Supreme Glirkheads were thoughtful enough to have that on the doors!"

Rosie - I know, little buddy. Those carvings of us touch my heart."

Gary - "Carvings of us? What carvings of us? I'm talking about that stack of fresh White Castle hamburgers on that golden shelf, that just slid out of the golden doors! Yuuuummmmmy!"

Rosie - "Gary...you're so sentimental! Ha ha ha! Let's eat!!!"

I hope those "belly bombers" don't make our super heroes sick!

The Supreme Glirkheads are sure treating Rosie and Gary wonderfully! I wonder what kind of deadly mission they will give them?

I can't wait until next week, when R&G come face to face with the 5 Supreme Glirkheads! How about you?

Hey! Wait a sec.! I'm writing this, so why wait? Let's have them meet the Supreme Glirkheads right now! 

Gary - "These hamburgers are the BEST, Rosie! I like how the grease soaks right through the box, and how I can squeeze them in to a greasy little ball so I can pop them in my mouth!"

Rosie "I have to admit, they are really good, and...

All of a sudden, the enormous golden doors begin to slowly open, and the Supreme Glirkheads come in to view! Sitting behind a giant "bench," they all look very wise, kind of like Yoda, but with huge teeth! 

Gary - (Whispering to Rosie) "What a relief! They don't have their big teeth extended! That means they won't eat us!"

Rosie - (Whispering to Gary) "Knucklehead...the Supreme Glirkheads aren't cannibals, their big teeth are just a sign of great wisdom...I hope!!"

The Supreme Glirkheads all begin to speak in unison...

Glirkheads - "Come closer, valiant ones, we wish to see you clearly!"

When Rosie and Gary get very close , they notice the sharp, long teeth begin extending out of the mouths of the Supreme Glirkheads!!!!

What's goin' on?

Were the Supreme Glirkheads fattening them up with White Castle hamburgers, simply to devour them?

I'm scared!

Tune in next week to OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, to find out if Gary and Rosie become brunch!

Bone apple teet!!